I can has cheeezeburger??

Nerd sex!

If I did this I'd end up dead in somebody's car trunk.

Eh, she's better off dead after what she just witnessed.

1. Game of Thrones
2. Mad Men
3. Silicon Valley
4. Nathan For You
5. Rick and Morty
6.You're the Worst
7. Comedy Bang Bang
8. South Park
9. Justified
10. Veep

No, but that looks to be in his favor.

I regretted paying for every movie I went to see this year.

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that Trump will be our next president. I always despised the guy but he seems to be what America wants. In 1991 I predicted Bill Clinton would win two terms as president when most people hardly knew who he was.

You cited one example where the victim wasn't resisting arrest. The vast majority of cop killings of blacks have been where the victim resisted arrest or otherwise escalated the situation. I used the example of what happened to me with the cops to show that if you just comply with what the cops tell you to do you…

So you use one situation to condemn all police. If I used one situation to condemn all brown people you'd call me a racist. Get your head out of your ass and look at the big picture.

You're only giving one example. Most situations involve some bonehead resisting the police.

Here's a true story. Years ago I was having an argument with my wife. The neighbors heard it and called the cops. They saw me holding a black wireless phone and told the cops I had a gun. I was in the backyard having a cigarette (with nothing in my hand but a cigarette) when a cop poked his head over the fence and…

Yeah, yeah. F*ck tha cops!

Just to make thing interesting, let's re-name her Lezzie Borden.

Ah, what the hell. I'll do it!

And a good chance you'll be shot and killed by one of the brown people!

Great pick-up line at Halloween parties. Try it this year.

He was pure evil in Contact. Well, at least his hairdo was.

Now squeal like a pig!

Hell be voicing a dog and a raccoon in his upcoming movie roles so you may get your wish.