Chill, pc dude. This is the AV club where everyone makes jokes and so on. My comment has more to do with how lame SNL is.

My nightmare is that they will pair Leslie Jones with Che and make it the ghetto news or something like that.

Thank god! I thought it was just my computer doing that.

Duly noted.

I live in LA. Now if only I could get Nathan to help me with my business/love life.

I live near Pasadena. I could go find out.

If I could be Kanye West, even for a minute, I'd blow my brains out, thus ridding the world of Kanye West.

And I hope the first thing you do is tell everyone to stop calling you Scarjo. Sounds like a gangster from the 30's.

JJ Abrams would be my second choice. Spielberg, the first.

I dressed as one for Halloween last year. Totally cool.

I would agree that the casting for the movie was terrible and really took me out of any emotional or intellectual involvement. It looked like a PC wishful thinking version of the kind of people who actually work for NASA.

I travel twice a month and the only breakfast food I ever order is a sausage egg sandwich from Starbucks with a coffee frappacino. If my only option is McDonalds I go hungry until lunch.

I post here all the time and AV Club never gave me no stinking badge.

Next up: Ryan Murphy and Shonda Rhimes team up to do something something.

The coffee shop owner who backed out of the Dumb Starbucks stunt really lost out on some serious publicity.

He offers to help their business by participating in absurd marketing devices and promotions. The more trusting ones go along and hilarity ensues. No one really gets humiliated (unless they humiliate themselves, like the taxi company owner), and it's fun to watch how long they stick with Nathan's usually inept…

Constipation verging on orgasmic delight.

Quit talking, fly off the building and plunge to your death already, dude.

2 Broke Boobs.

And Lynch looks like an over-caffeinated 60-year-old Hot Lips Hoolihan.