Just about every action movie I've seen in the past four months has been a disappointment. It was so bad I didn't even bother with The Man from UNCLE. I hope there's something worth watching in the next few months.

One critical element is missing. Which of these movies should I get high before seeing?

Sarcasm?

Unlike my half-assed wife, sounds like.

Hall & Oates for Vice President, y'all!

Turn me on, dead man.

"I've been kidnapped by K-Mart."

Hopefully, "The Guy Ritchie Makes an Entertaining Movie Affair."

It was in the past 6 months according to articles I've read. They stay in contact with each other regularly over the series.

He gave them the broad strokes of the ending but not the details. There will be two distinct versions of GoT when all is said and done.

I did some quick research and most women I asked said, "He makes me wet."

The scene where Jesus wets his bed at night really creeped me out.

I don't watch horror but PA was pretty great. I still think about the wife standing over the bed for hours whenever I get up in the middle of the night to take a leak.

How much to let me migrate south?

On the upside, we'd have a hot supermodel for First Lady.

My dad needs to tell them, "I'll smack that smirk right off your face, godammit."

I honestly thought The Grinder was a TV show about a sandwich.

Haven't actually seen it, but based on the trailer Ricki and the Flash has to be a strong contender.

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It sucked its way to over $500 mil box office world wide. I should suck so badly.