Not a minivan. Rear window too steeply raked for this:

Aren’t all modern SUV’s and Crossovers just, “HEY! I need a minivan but I don’t want a minivan.” things anyway?

The official shoe of H2Oi:

They completely lost me when they showed a ‘68-72 Corvette and then gave the 0-60 time for the obviously awful mid 70’s model.

this is an awful list. so much just...wrong. Jalopnik is better than showing pictures of high trim models and talking about the base models. This is seriously pathetic.