I feel it would have been criminal if nobody made the reference

I have said this before, and I will say it again- if you use the term “first world” and “third world” to distinguish between countries/ regions, you are stupid and need to take more history classes/ realize we are no longer in the Cold War.

It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Also the only plausible reason no one why no one at the Daily Planet realizes their coworker is Superman.

I started crying when I was watching him introduce the Hamilton cast during the stream last night. So that’s pretty much how I feel about this whole election. Also the caption on this Instagram post did me in.

I love that show but skip the last season, it is the worst. As someone with an eating disorder I was always fascinated by the fact that this show has a lot of eating happening in it. I can’t really tell you which episodes to watch if you haven’t seen any yet. I feel like you have to go in order.

Carly fiorina will certainly parrot it. Ugh.

Paul Ryan looks like he’s either in love or throwing eye lasers at Obama.

Bernie Sanders was just shown in the audience taking notes, literally. He is here for this.

Ryan already looks salty as hell.

*heart eyes emoji*

Gave-a-fuck Obama did get healthcare through, tho.