Everything’s better with bacon.

Holy shit. Rebooting fixes everything, doesn’t it?

Evidently, little round glowy things have replaced pouches.

It’s Shuri, head of the Wakandan Design Group and T’Challa’s genius teenaged sister...

I thought he did, between his reminiscences with Steve and the “I remember all of them” bit

“But hey, that’s what Steve’s there for—to help him get through it.”

What if Reynolds is Mr. Body, dies within the first 15 minutes, and is a particularly hilarious corpse prop for the remainder of the film? I’d further stipulate it has to be him playing dead in every shot—no cheating with dummies or CG.

Well, if you want to be precise, the capes are fine. The hideous epaulets they’re attached to on the other hand....

Yeah, me too. Sort of a “I’m not used to someone being tougher than I am” type of relationship.

I always felt they worked better as a couple than Superman and Wonder Woman. Sort of the opposite side of the Lois/Clark coin.

I’m fine with it. They were super cute in the animated Justice League series.

I need Thor 4 to be Korg moving in with Darryl and Thor.

Replace Mulder and Scully with the fans and FBI with Chris Carter.

I came to the conclusion Mulder and Scully are battered spouses and the FBI is the abuser. Everytime they are almost out the FBI is like, “Hey Baby, I didn’t mean it, don’t go, I got you another X-File.”

I understand that this isn’t a particularly new revelation, that it was already heavily implied that Scully was somehow violated in one way or another. But...why bring it back and focus on it? There was a lot of shit that X-Files did when it was on that wouldn’t fly at all today (Post-Modern Prometheus is a great…

People not familiar with the activity always find it odd that the tickets I buy for DCI shows are on the 50 but towards the back. I’m gonna go deaf either way, should enjoy the drill whilst that happens.

The critics were fucking crazy. I loved this movie, and I HATED BvS. I thought it was about as good as a pretty decent Marvel movie.

A couple of things:

The fuck you on? Chopper is obviously by far the best character in Rebels. What other Star Wars series has a homicidal droid that likes to punish both allies and enemies almost indiscriminately. I love how he laughs whenever he does something.

Warner Bros. has moved up the sequel’s release date to November 1st, 2019.