This guy looks exactly like what you would expect a derp-a-derp ICE agent to look like.

wow, the first good opinion on this website

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

Then I guess you know.

I live in El Paso and am so sick of someone in Iowa telling me that the border is unsafe and we need a wall. It’s just not true and you aren’t qualified to have an opinion on this.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

It looks like editing trickery; Judge looks like a batter fouling off a pitch (not quite defensively, but you can see even he knows he didn’t get good contact) and then over on the right you see it soaring into the right field stands.

“Well, he popped that one u — holy shit it’s a homer...”

Pfft. As a baseball purist, I find the Sacrifice Bunt Derby far more entertaining.

The best part was no Chris Berman yelling, “Back, back, back,” after every homer. Then one of the announcers who did the show this year laid one on us and ruined it for me.

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

“I’ll even read the King James Bible until the wall is funded”

Counter-point: a dude literally wandering from town to town in search of his son, fighting to stay alive in a shitty world not of his making, is actually not a bad use of the song at all.

Very, very cool to get the actual story behind the photo. I’ve definitely seen it bandied about here and there over the years, and while my friends and I did a great many things with duct tape in the 90's as teenagers—particularly on marching band trips—none of us ever tried taping someone to an i-beam for a LAN party.

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Takes more work than their usual order. There is no problem if the worker doesn’t mind and they aren’t slammed. If you are coming in and doing this during peak hours you are a dick.

A lot of fast food places time the service. If your times go up on average, management can come down on the store, the managers, and the employees. No raises, staff cuts, etc.

The Washington plate isn’t as embarrassing as the Patriots plate.