I go back to Washington to visit family and old friends every few years and yeah I’ve noticed it’s a LOT different than it used to be, like southern California like you said. Kinda miss the old charm but I know things change. 

I couldn’t wait for the Buttercup to say “Fuck the Professor” in the first trailer 

Yeah actually from Snoho county myself, around the Mill Creek area to be honest. Moved to Colorado when I was a teen and went to high school there. 

Hey from my old neck of the woods lol.

We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrunPOP-boinggggg-zoom-flip-flip-boom

I graduated in 2010 and wish I could just use one of the pics I took with my dog. They wouldn’t allow “props” in our photos. 

Ladies and gents, here we have the Freudian slip of the century.

Coming soon to The Takeout: “You’re not really seasoning your pans until you’re doing it on top of molten lava.”

You can see in the images that it’s stamped metal, which means aluminum, stainless steel, or carbon steel most likely. Aluminum would self-immolate at 1500 degrees, though.

“You can even become president by doing it.”

This is a little odd, he’s talking about his first pizza taking 14 minutes, that’s not going to be cooking at 1500 degrees. His record is 2:40, a lot more reasonable to baking a pizza at ultra-high temps, but I’m guessing the surface temperatures of the molten rocks he’s actually placing these pans on is much, much…

I know it’s been brought up before but my inner pendant is twitching.

I do not have good thought for bad people, but severe burns are reserved strictly for the monsters.

Ever been badly burned? I would only wish that on psychopaths, not petty thieves.

I defy you to tell me the taxonomic difference between a habanero and a blueberry!

I went through surgical complete menopause and it didn’t make a difference for me. But see, that’s why I think, with all the other studies they waste money on, they could spend that money on something useful and figure out why this affects some people and not others. Then again, I never touch cilantro because I can…

In Soviet Russia, food digests YOU!

You gotta boil it. Til the glue gets soft. 

I’ve fount the simplest method to keep pineapples from hurting my mouth is not eating pineapples.

The problem with pineapple is that my wife doesn’t eat a lot of it. So I end up having a full pineapple by myself, and my mouth takes a day or so to feel normal again.