At least not without some serious counseling and reparations. 

Authors can write about whatever they want to write about. Not every article on Kotaku is about games, just like not every article on Jalopnik and The Takeout are strictly about cars or food.

He really did, because Will smacked the fuck out of him. I was honestly impressed with Rocks composure after the fact. 

A slap is much more disrespectful than a punch is. Plus, he smacked the shit out of him. 

It’s quite a leap to jump directly to sociopath. It was absolutely in-appropriate, in virtually any scenario, but to call him a sociopath because he lashed out is a stretch.

God yes, please, will it into existence. 

I cant really blame Jones for that.

They're more expensive and give your position away, so it's usually about every 5 rounds that are tracers. 

Volgun's interpretation is the best, imo. Captured the spirit of 173 without changing too much. 

Well yes, and no. Control is very obviously based off the SCP Foundation itself, not necessarily the individual paranormal incidents and entities themselves.

I can sum it up pretty succinctly:

Except for that one asshole no one likes... 

I believe it’s pronounced Golden “Carroll”.

Only if you lift your shirt up to your neck while doing so.

“... of demanding the Canadian government put a waffle on Mars.”

No one’s singling out anybody.

Pepperidge farm remembers. 

If I could perma-ungray you, I would. =(

Semantics, but I like your style.

I could go for a Wafflecone or Gelato, sure.