I cant really blame Jones for that.

They're more expensive and give your position away, so it's usually about every 5 rounds that are tracers. 

Volgun's interpretation is the best, imo. Captured the spirit of 173 without changing too much. 

Well yes, and no. Control is very obviously based off the SCP Foundation itself, not necessarily the individual paranormal incidents and entities themselves.

I can sum it up pretty succinctly:

Except for that one asshole no one likes... 

I believe it’s pronounced Golden “Carroll”.

Only if you lift your shirt up to your neck while doing so.

“... of demanding the Canadian government put a waffle on Mars.”

No one’s singling out anybody.

Pepperidge farm remembers. 

If I could perma-ungray you, I would. =(

Semantics, but I like your style.

I could go for a Wafflecone or Gelato, sure. 

I suppose I'd be OK with that if it were me. 

Aye.

He’s not; he’s just a disingenuous jackass with a used dishrag for a brain that, for some reason, has decided to die on about 40 different hills for things he, himself, has absolutely no relation or connection too, simply because, I imagine, he has nothing better to do, and it makes him feel better about things in…

No where did he say only people from NYC speak this way, nor did he say that everyone in NYC talks this way.

Holy crap, that’s a hell of a fallacy.

Wutang. RZA, Method Man, Redman, Ol Dirty Bastard, etc. It’s quite common in hip-hop to appropriate Asian culture into their music.