Well, except for X and X-2.

I know right?

Probably not anticipating frozen blood icicles, I'm sure.

I’m at a loss for words here. This is a weird take.

I'm not sure that getting divorced should end up in the "scandalous" category. 

The ethmoid bone in the orbital cavity behind the eyes is very thin and sponge-like.

15 minutes?

I dont think he’s trying to make light of it, but information like that is important, regardless. I don’t believe he’s trying to downplay anything here.

No kidding. 

Jon Stewart would approve. 

No.

They make some pretty good “indoor” grills now. The ninja foodi works well, or any table top convection oven (an "air fryer"). 

The end with the family photo gets me every time. 

Fascism is a far right system.

Only as far as your arms, surely. 

Lol, coward says wut? 

Yayo and actual opium-dipped Thai-sticks were fun, but I stress moderation. They were better than the straight opium though, for sure. 

Speed-balls all 'round! 

Well there’s your problem!

Most hot sauces don’t need to be kept in the fridge, unless they are tomatillo or tomato based. The acidity, salt and capsacian in them act as preservatives.