China removed counterfeiting (money) as a capital punishment in 2015.

Not unless your willing to pay 75% more for your meals, I'd imagine. 

This Maytag we’ve got has been pretty good, and it’s much quieter than any other dishwasher I’ve ever used, but its also fairly new, so I imagine that has something to do with it.

As long as you know where those fingers have been, I suppose. 

That’s.... actually a perfect half-stolen slogan.

The towel’s not going to magically suck all the vapor in the air into it, especially once it cools down. 

Huh, didn’t know Bosch made dishwashers. I’ve used their power tools, and they’ve always been pretty good.

Obligatory:

That's the spirit. 

I was under the impression the Nike swish was still visible, so yeah, that’s a little different if so. 

Me and the missus ordered 5 guys a few weeks ago for delivery, it took about 15 for it to arrive and there was definitely some issues with the sogginess of the burgers and their buns. Other than that, the fries were passable, though not great.

Please, do. 

Oh it’s wonderful, and I’m not a big bourbon person either.

They’re not, they’re using Nike’s shoes to make them. If they were making a brand new product, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

But then he’d just have blasted off again, potentially into the side of a building, and nobody wants to have to clean that up. 

I mean, pointing out an error without insulting, belittling or generally being an ass other than saying “wrong children’s card game” isn’t what I’d call being a jerk.

Aye, it reminds me of Chronic Wasting Disease that’s been increasingly prevalent in the local deer populations.

Yeah that's the thing, I cant really think of anyone else that could pull it off in the way I imagine. 

I was going to ask if they were Fire Suace packets.

I dont mind them much, unless I’m out mowing or weed eating or using something with an engine that drones, which will inevitably attract them to you.