Because that’s the only form of power they don’t have.

Probably because PC's do other things besides play video games. 

Not mine, but my mom’s when she was working at a diner a looong time ago.

Not that this is news to you, but that guy wasn't your friend. 

It took me months of combing through the small, register adjacent refrigerated units full of the “named” Coke bottles to finally find my own and the missus’ names.

Oh God, no. Thankfully we all work well together and so far (after more than a decade with the same people), we havent ever had an issue like that.

It particularly sucks when you run a guild populated almost entirely with personal friends you’ve known for years.

I grew up on T&J, Hanna Barbera’s outings, and Mel Blanc’s Looney Tunes etc.

I can see that. 

Aye, that was the same way my dad would make it for us. Usually like a white gravy with the chipped beef added to it.

God I used to looove Vienna sausages for some reason. The thought of popping open a can now and eating one legitimately makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up, though. 

For quite a while me and my brother basically lived off of Ramen noodles (chicken, because it’s obviously the best). We’d basically eat several packages of the stuff each every day after school.

When I was real, real young, I used to sit on the kitchen floor of my grandmas house and eat the dry dog and cat food from the bowls.

Ahh I see, my bad then.

Cheez Wiz

I think the recommended daily intake is about 1000mg to 2300mg for most people. Obviously less is better, certainly more so for people who need low sodium diets.

I cannot advocate for murder - but, I absolutely can advocate for a couple guys with ski masks rolling up on him from behind with a few tire irons/baseball bats to the kneecaps.

Definitely the best episode I can think of, especially the supremely catchy earworm “Is you is, or is you ain’t my baby” from Louis Jordan. 

My ex used to have sooo many dudes immediately try and hit on her once they heard her in vent for a raid or what have you, while also knowing full well that we were together, since I was right there with her and in Vent.

It has gotten worse though since 2016. Particularly so since the recent election.