I dont necessarily disagree - it was, in a way, the “Man or dog” problem many neophytes dedicated to philosophical studies are asked to reflect on.

Well now I feel a little better. 

I hope I'm wrong, but I'm thinking as much as well....

Spoiler warning here:

Head wounds bleed alot. There are many, many small blood vessels on the scalp and face, as well as ventricles containing cerebral spinal fluid that were probably punctured.

Is there some sort of taco bell Fire sauce shortage right now?

Angel-y and undead-y.

That is an awful lot after only having launched yesterday. 

My main’s been a BE pally for well over a decade now, but originally he was human - from vanilla through the end of wrath. At the time I made him, the choice was either human or dwarf; so, one can imagine the influence behind my choice.

Maybe if it bought me dinner first. 

If it's sharp enough to cut through lard, it's probably sharp enough to cut through Trump's lipid-like flesh.

Steroids do weird things to people. 

I would if I could, but I can’t not eat a steak for longer than about a month before the jonesing begins. 

Deep fried>Smoked>Injection-baked>Sad-baked. 

If your turkey tastes like napkins, someone didn’t cook/season it right.

Jack-in-the-box tacos.

Or “Thou shalt not worship false idols”.

He won’t be spending his time in a high-security prison, so it’d be best to temper your prison expectations a little, unfortunately.

Yes. The answer is yes. 

... Mom?