A knife-carved swastika on a toilet seat with a (surprisingly) skillfully done, finger-drawn border of feces, topped off with a lipstick kiss about a half inch away.

Heh, unfortunately I know exactly what you mean.

In this case wine is more or less a placeholder for alcohol in general.

That old idiom "cooking with wine" don't exist for no reason!

I don’t remember the last time I cooked sober.

You can more or less customize (much more than other places, anyways) your order through their app or online.

A good friend of mine measures time in feature length movies. So whenever he and others who live out of state decide to come down to visit, or vice versa, he always measures the time as “ two E.T.’s”, or “two Footloose’s”, or “only one and a half Godfathers" etc. 

Heat isn’t really what you need for fried food. Alot of fried foods are only fried at temps lower than 400, most at around 350.

Funnel Cake is incredibly easy to make (and consume), as long as you have a good sized sauce pan/wide & deep fry pan, and a good squeeze bottle (which is very important).

Wealth is correlating, but not necessarily causating.

It’s a Holy War. It’s been going on for thousands of years, and it will keep going on for thousands more (if the human race still exists, anyways).

There are a few movies and books that most people generally agree on being must-read/must-watch in their lifetime: Citizen Kane, The Shawshank Redemption, North by Northwest, The Godfather, Schindler’s List — To Kill a Mockingbird, The Catcher in the Rye, Moby Dick, A Tale of Two Cities, The Divine Comedy (Paradise…

Unrelated, but a Beast Wars video game sounds like it would be pretty good. I think they had one ages ago for the N64 (though I remember it being rather poor quality), a modern one would be awesome, though. 

I was at some point, years ago. I’ll take your word for it though, because whatever that is, is both terrifying and an unexpected turn on.

Normally I wouldn’t. I’ve been sticking with Xbox for years - hell, the last time I had a PlayStation myself was when I had one of the many PS2's I owned at one point or another.

In what twisted world do you live in where upright-walking spiders (whatever that may look like) are the less terrifying option?

Perhaps a tad. Dystopian 1984-esque futures are probably best left to books and motion-pictures. 

Aye, and that’s what’s going to happen here soon.

The police do not have any legal ground to shoot an unarmed or armed person in the back, as they are fleeing. Just like civilians do not have that right. Unless there is a clear, immediate and present threat to their own lives or someone else’s, no one has the legal right to shoot to kill another person - and the…

Unless you live outside the US, police can’t enter and search your home without a warrant (or consent, in this case), which they would need probable cause to acquire (of course, it doesn’t exactly look good to bar cops from searching your house for the girl if you aren’t harboring her).