It’s the opposite here. The vast majority of local resturaunts here almost solely order by phone (or, you know, in the obsolete fashion of “in-person”). Finding one that even has an actual website, let alone one that you can order through, is difficult, to say the least.

Relentless determination. Something my adult self doesn't have anymore. I ain't got time for that shit. 

Likely, the reason you can’t find any un-coated aluminum pans is because aluminum has a tendency to leech from the pan into the food (similar to cast iron), and aluminum isn’t really something you want to be consuming often.

That’s hilarious.

I forgot about that - I wish (I guess...?) I could say that it was just us Americans that are far stupider than I give credit for, but apparently it's not just a local problem. 

Reminds me of those people that showed up at that coffee shop with the (painfully obvious, at least in photos) fake weapons.

How can a magazine called “Women’s Health” publish crap like this and not explicitly say that they categorically do NOT agree with what she is saying.

I mean, his name is Josh. That's about as white of a name as one can get. 

So, how about this year 2020, huh? 

“Remember where you are - this is Thunderdome, and death is listening, and will take the first man that screams.”

We’ve managed to get the miss’ parents to quit watching fox so much, which has helped. That and less f*****g Facebook.

Don’t worry man, I’ll start collecting TV-Guide’s for you. Totally not doing that already. 

It does (or sprite, I imagine), I think she just meant something Shirley temple-like.

Seconded. 

Yes, exactly that. 

I have to agree, in most regards. But Its also more complicated than that.

That’s exactly it; most of these people just can’t admit they fucked up backing this imbecile. Everytime they shouted into the “libs” faces “get over it, you LOST!!” just added more weight to their heels, digging farther and farther into the ground.

Aye, especially if you have a kid/s. I don't personally, but if I did, priority would certainly be their safety above all. Certainly above a bunch of aggravated strangers on my lawn. 

That’s a little hardcore for my tastes, but you do you, man. 

It’s also similar to birefringence; that iridescent sheen you find on older cold cuts like roast beef or steaks, if you leave it refrigerated long enough. The proteins in the meat kinda poke out over time when cut, and the ends of those protein strands refract the light into the rainbow of colors that we see.