It was an emergency. (She looks really good in white)

... but. she didn’t grow up facing discrimination or being held back because of her skin color.

i don’t think they were that close. her and mae whitman who played her daughter in parenthood are best friends. real best friends.

Here is the issue I have with this whole thing. Would you force an african american baker to make a lynching cake for a kkk member? How about a jewish baker to make a nazi cake? A pro-choice baker making an aborted fetus cake (10/10 would have a slice) for an anti-choice rally?

If you answer no to either of these, then…

He’s backing what he sees as freedom of speech; it’s pretty clear he does not agree with bigotry.

Most teenage boys aren’t raised in a crazy household like Josh was though.

I don’t think that’s an adoring gaze. I think it’s a tranquilized up to her eyeballs gaze.

Pure speculation on my part, but.

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

He has a face that looks like the result of Gary Shandling mating with a pig.

First off: APPLAUSE. Loved this, Sarah.

I don’t want to make assumptions about what it is like to have a mastectomy. But I am imagining that if I had to have a mastectomy, even if I’ve come to terms with it and learned to accept my drastically changed body, seeing a bunch of attractive young women with their perfect breasts holding a coke can in my honor…

I’m not joking!

This is one of the best mic drops I’ve ever read.

Mindy Kaling’s book was bad.

Her name is Archie Panjabi, not Punjabi.

Okay you’re right she’s a pain in the ass literally no matter what I do and I should probably just keep her in jail until she’s 18. (I check with folks around me and make sure she’s not invading their space because I AM NOT A JERK, but probably I’m a liar and actually the biggest jerk of all time.)