That would be the 'nope fish' found in the "Don't Fucking Swim There River" in the country of 'Fuckthatistan."

When your grandmother recounts the story of having seen her brother bleed out after his leg was blown off during the occupation of Korea, get back to me. She carried that weight her entire life. But I suppose there's a point where you just "get over" life shattering traumatic experiences, right? Good for you that some…

The issue with locker rooms and heterosexual/homosexual preferences isn't just based on who is/isn't attracted to whom. The reason women don't shower with men isn't because men can be attracted to naked women and women can be attracted to naked men, it's because of rape and sexual assault. If you could guarantee…

In about 6 months, try your local convenience store or Arby's. They'll probably be working at one of them.

"None of the Die Hard movies after the first one had much reason to exist, but they were still all pretty good, save for maybe the one with Samuel L. Jackson."

I worked at a theater when this came out.

Say what you want but that looks awful

double checks site im not on Jezebel right?

What are you Jason, this is about disappointment in 2013. Kotaku has been a disappointment ever since Brian Crecente left.

Ok, I work at a Japanese company in a Japanese office and the reason I don't get invited to company get togethers isn't because my wife is Korean. I lived in both countries for years and the feelings are mutual.

I am pretty chaotic, at least with THINGS. I keep filth and germs cleaned but I tend to have laundry explosions and I am an artist so my studio can get pretty insane. I don't compare to truly messy people - I just am messier than I was raised to be so I have a bunch of guilt about it, haha.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

This is exactly how I felt, the Mandarin of the comic books was so anachronistic and ridiculous by modern real world standards, this was a brilliant way to incorporate him into the MCU and make him plausible.

The breast is what you eat after all the good turkey is gone or you care how your food looks more than what it tastes like.

"Spit, Ubu, spit."