But that would be appropriation

So I assume you are anti-vaccine and anti-GMOS like every other die hard liberal. Or do you think Hollywood is actually a hivemind of conservatives.

I remember a few months ago when Seinfeld said the exact same thing and everyone here freaked the fuck out and sad censorship is good. I can’t wait for Salon and Buzzfeed to have think pieces about why Obama is wrong

Because domestic violence stops when guns are taken out of the equation, right?

600 still isn’t 1000

Yeah “top quality” they are probably screwing those people over. “Top quality” things brought by rich people are rarely as good as advertised.

felt incredibly uncomfortable being 19 at the time and alone in a cab with this man who was in control of where I was going.

I know, pretty hilarious.

I mean Bradley cooper most likely can play a gay man once in awhile.

Keanu does have Hawaiian and Chinese ancestry

In what world is 8 grams of cocaine worth $ 1000? It’s worth $300 tops, and thats if a dealer is really trying to screw you.

Nope, I love the idea of women getting beaten too

The original script of Alien was pretty homo erotica too, so it was pretty good they cast a woman as Ripley. I don’t think a lot of people in 1979 would have watched a movie where a bunch of guys sensually rub each other and an alien kills them. (Seriously go read the original script it’s like the writer took a script…

Technically we live in a republic, if we lived in a democracy. Everyone would be voting on laws like it’s American Idol and this place would be even more of a shithole

What you were is not what you are

There is an alternative universe out there where Bobby Jindal is a very successful insult comic.

Holy shit, we just found Donald Trump’s kinja account!

Try getting 9ne of those cabs if you weren’t white though

So he asked you the same questions your parents ask you and that made you uncomfortable?

That changed back in the 1960s so again, sorry, still completely bland. I mean do you think Joan Jett is wholesome and ladylike? Or Alanis Morrisette and those people were big back when Niki, Rihanna, and the rest were still in elementary school