Sigh... You know, if they wanna masturbate to it, they should just say they want to masturbate to it. We’ll all appreciate the honesty.

I broke mine when I was trying to use it to lift a car using a rock as a fulcrum. Terrible knife. I’m now keeping a floor jack in my kitchen drawer.

I broke mine when I was trying to use it to lift a car using a rock as a fulcrum. Terrible knife. I’m now keeping…

Something about the music... it’s just not sitting right with me. Feels like it’s hollow or missing something. Visuals are looking great just like Generations and Classic Sonic is the only Sonic so that’s also great. On that note: Can’t wait for Sonic Mania!

I was asked to interview at a software company where smoking was allowed inside the office.

I’m a mechanical engineer, and I recently found a posting looking for a “Happiness Engineer”.

Maybe he’s a religious Jew wearing a translucent yarmulke?

Geez, I wonder how much more it costs to maintain a truly vintage Ferrari, like a Daytona or a 275-GTB/4. Or could it possibly be less?

Shinsekai Yori is the most underrated anime of all time. I have no idea why it’s not on everyone’s top 5 list.

True. He was like, “Huh. Looks like they’re doing to destroy themselves. My job here is done.”

Oooh I was wishing the other day for more open world RPGish games like The Elder Scrolls but different fantasy settings. I you can play solo, am not as much of a fan of big online games. *checks* Yep it is. Perrrfect. Now just needs to actually be a good game.

“Planet shocked and dismayed to find out that country that elected Bush President is not dead, actually still capable of voting poorly.”

Man you made me hungry...

Where is that from? Haven’t seen it in Mexico City so it must be one of the other 31 states.

I live in Arizona and this has to be from here lol. Please let be so!  

Rest of the world. Step yo game up!

Why is a ‘profesional chef’ buying frozen pizza in the first place?