Something about the music... it’s just not sitting right with me. Feels like it’s hollow or missing something. Visuals are looking great just like Generations and Classic Sonic is the only Sonic so that’s also great. On that note: Can’t wait for Sonic Mania!

Why is this the number 1 movie at the box-office? WHY?

Hmmm, I am currently paying $100 ($110 after all is said and done) for 2 lines with 10GB each on T-Mobile. We never come remotely close to hitting the 10GB, but if the price is the same, why not go unlimited?

I am only sworn to carry your burdens. I don’t have to make it easy for you to get more stuff. If I don’t get out of your way, you can’t pick up more burdensome shit to carry.

Get. Out. Of. The. Way. Lydia!

Here’s a better look at the sword.

Hmm. I’ve had unlimited, grandfathered in.

Only thing they removed was turning my phone into a hotspot for an additional $30.

I pay $135 a month for one line. $45 is the original tall and text, so my unlimited data is costing me $90... so... don’t think I have to do anything unless I think I can save $10 with the new…

Twist: Luke and Rey die; R2 gets the lightsaber and we discover that droids can sense the Force.

Rey turns to the dark side. Luke dies.

Twist: Rey dies. Luke was the protagonist of the new trilogy stil after all.

IKR!.. I’m even willing to bet that the FCC 1G interference Task Force (1GITF) has a mobile unit in his neighborhood right now just waiting to triangulate!!

I was asked to interview at a software company where smoking was allowed inside the office.

Robot Monkey Jesus, imo

I’m a mechanical engineer, and I recently found a posting looking for a “Happiness Engineer”.

Maybe he’s a religious Jew wearing a translucent yarmulke?

Geez, I wonder how much more it costs to maintain a truly vintage Ferrari, like a Daytona or a 275-GTB/4. Or could it possibly be less?

Agreed. Is it really that hard to turn a knob and pull a lever down? If you cook toast on setting 4, then just remember toast is setting 4.

“It’s one of the simplest appliances in your kitchen, but how many times have you popped bread in a toaster, only to have it nuke your slice because the previous user had it set to well done?”