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*thumbs up for flossing*

Dionne, remember when, instead of saying terrible things, you just wore fun hats? Let's get back to that.

Are women strong enough to take care of themselves, or are they not strong enough to take care of themselves?

I actually went in the bathroom with a hand mirror to see if my ladybits were symmetrical because in all of my nearly 44 years, I have never thought about that before.

If it makes the thin-lipped out there feel any better, us gals with naturally full lips took a lot of abuse as kids with them. I'm a very pasty white girl and I have very full lips, and as a kid they were these weird and awkward blobs on my otherwise normal kid-sized face. I got made fun of A LOT as a kid with big

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

Over the holidays, I ate a cookie that my aunt shoved in my face, which turned out to be full o' cashews, and went into immediate anaphylaxis - swollen eyes, face, throat and, yes, lips. Whilst I was frantically jabbing myself in the leg with epinepherine and getting bundled out the door for a super-fun trip to the

Sometimes it's hilarious to meet white women who used to call me "n-word lips" and tell me that I "was conceived when an n-word raped my mother" trying so hard to emulate this shit. Like one of them even had fillers, and I straight up told her it was hilarious that she paid to look that way after she was such a racist

Also, full lips have long been prized in western culture, as they symbolise youth. People have been doing this to their faces for years. It's just having a bit of a surge is all.

Woooooot! I'd high five my fellow winning klutzes but we'd probably all end up needing stitches and casts.

Going to be lazy from my castle here in Victory Village and just quote something I posted elsewhere on Jezebel back in September because it fits:

Why isn't he hacking semen?? I'd like something in a root beer float flavor.

Now, is there a certain diet that would make them produce recreational drugs? Because that would really get the party started.

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific

But what will they do when they discover drugs in their drink, except of immediately leaving the room? When people don't believe there is such a rape culture when actual rapes happen, why should they believe rape culture exists just because some women say their nail polish changed it's colour.

HAHAHAHAHA. As an owner of natural J cups, if they're real, they sure as hell don't stay up like that in a strapless dress. I call BS.

Is it something in the water over there? Aftermath of Chernobyl? What?

That makes some sense. I am just sick of how regularly someone who (allegedly) commits a crime has other rights violated, and given the news lately, I'm on a short fuse on stuff like this. It is awful that she hit those cyclists, but violating her rights doesn't make things better.

In a just society, Vinolo wouldn't be on the hook for any of his medical bills.