Is it time for an intervention David? For the love of God, just pick the best 2 and get rid of the rest of that shit! Here’s a tip; if it’s got enough rust, or body damage, that it can be seen on Google Maps? LET IT GO! And seriously, what’s with all the tires on the hoods? Are you *trying* to look like white trash?

No comet comet?

The Term “Mother of all Road Trips” has me into flashback mode. I wonder how many times it:

Did you completely miss the part where Ford is doing it the Cadillac way and not the Tesla way, and how there is a vast difference in the safety of the Cadillac vs Tesla system??? Shit take.

I don’t know, years ago my buddy was trying to fix up an old GW and I swear almost every chapter of the service manual began with “Remove engine from frame”.

Chipotle helped everyone forget Jack In The Box.

Ford: Hey, we’re churning out trucks and SUVs and even ventilators!
Where’s our headline?

you know sometimes, you just need to get away.

I don’t see the similarities, the kids in the movie actually made it into space.

Does the “launch edition” come with this sticker as standard?

Should have brought back the team that made this masterpiece:

So the dealers that quote them can rip you off on a trade-in. Look at local sales prices to get an idea of true local market value.

Though forgetting what made the original good DID lead to the brief moment where it’s unintentionally implied that Charles LeClerc and the Prince of Monaco are going off to have a tryst.

Please show me where in the video you hear "glorious sound"

Wasn’t that the song from the intro to Men in Black?

More neutral: Guy sold us a car “for a church friend” with a repair receipt for head gaskets and other work. One post-purchase inspection later, found out that the receipt was faked.

Accord Coupe

Why have two rotors when you could have three?  Admittedly, the Cosmo wasn’t the most brilliant place to put a 20B, but that wasn’t the engine’s fault.