I always try to go for the shocker. 

Like, Bob & Jiang finally catch the serial mailbox vandal they’ve been pursuing for three episodes. With the pedal to the floor, they’re halfway to the station when the perp leans left and the car tips over and gently skids to a halt, the rear hatch helpfully popping open from the impact. 

Well, it did come with spare mirrors...

My wife said she thought we should get a pickup. Too bad she wasn't more specific. This will do. 

I guess the engineers for the hood and windshield wiper skipped out on some team meetings.

Well we know the one David Tracy will get

YOU misspelled “decadent imperialist pigs”

I think “Fashion” is maybe the trim/model name. The owner’s manual clearly shows a “Force” and a “Shock” are also available...which means Torch got the secretary’s trim level. :)

What we really need is a review of this $25,000 electric sports car on ali baba:

You kinda glossed over this, but doesn’t that qualify as a “full-size” spare? If so, another unexpected bonus!

How long before you come out of a store to find a petulant child sitting in it and a harrassed parent trying to find where to put the coins in?

Two, so far.

Additional car fitness tips

I’ve been told that’s a good way to blow out ones’ Achilles tendons.

Don’t say the “P” word on a Mustang article.

The base 5.0-liter V8 currently makes 460 horsepower and 420 lb.-ft. of torque and the Shelby GT350's 5.2-liter flat-plane crank V8 makes 526 hp and 429 lb.-ft. of torque, leaving about 100 hp of wiggle room for the new Mach 1 if you take Ford literally.

Hmm after some poking around, the lines of that sneak look awful like what this gentleman has on his instagram, from the front nose down to the rear end and bumper:

What if your passion is to be lazy?

I might have some bad news for you. It’s still a nissan