Hmmmn, I see Nicola Peltz isn’t in this one. I guess she aged out of the part. Gotta get someone else for a super-classy statutory rape joke.

[Googles movie cast]

Well well, the female lead is 14. I’m sure Micheal Bay won’t make this creepy, like he has with every female lead in the Transformers series. Let us not…

Look elsewhere, my child. We’re 5 films into this series. I doubt anything will change now.

I guarantee there are tentacles somewhere. They just weren’t posted.

There’s been some kind of tension for a long time now, but never underestimate the power of cute girls with robots in Japan.

I would defend Hollowman, mostly because it’s really about the Ring of Gyges.

Paul Verhoeven’s movies always contain a strong element of criticism, observation, and satire that may not be obvious on first viewing. We’re speaking about the guy that can make one of the most exploitative films in history(Showgirls), and…

Star Wars, the Magnificent Seven, and Reservoir Dogs are all reimaginings. The list goes on.

You know who is responsible for all the wars Asgard gets into? The Jews.

I’m starting to think Quentin Tarantino like Samuel L Jackson.

Can’t blame him.

Look, I jerked my dick to Civil War, and that had CG out the wazoo, but watching the trailer I was distracted by all the CG. I don’t like to be the guy that bashes something for CGI, but it looks like crap.

Everything just looks mismatched. It doesn’t work. The female, non-cg Orc Character just broke it for me.

The…

Everyone in my house is just stoned as fuck right now, so we’re all doing that vocal fry thing now.

The only thing that packs an emotional punch is we found a Chinese place that delivers. There was much rejoicing. We now have eggrolls to go with our stash of Doritos.

I loved this simply because my last name starts with QU.

I did some research into my family history a few years ago, and I found my family name originates as a place name in Norfolk, England. My family name is recorded in the Domesday book. History nerds might get a chubby, but it sounds much more impressive than it…

I’m there for the Nuns. I keep them from being bored on Sundays.

I have ketchup and relish on my dick and I’m at an orphanage. Tell. me more, please. Work the shaft.

The hardest part to watch in John Wick was when they killed the dog, even though I know I should be equally turned off by the violence towards people.

Still liked the movie, but the dehumanization in our culture haunts me.

I don’t care about your light so much as I care about making dirty shadow puppets with your light.

And the whole thing was funny to me.

NO FUCKING WAY. ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

If I read my own posts I would think I’m bullshitting at this point.

I should play the lottery or the stock market, but to be honest, GOT is slightly more predictable to be honest. Not really the puppet thing, but...dicks.

I’ll cosplay Yennifer and you can cosplay Geralt. I know a Motel 6 in Alabama that we can meet at. They have a Unicorn.

Don’t take this as an endorsement of your point of view so much as it is how entertained I was at the comment slap fight that ensued. I like sex stuff and sexy things.

Don’t take this as a condemnation either. Hope you’re enjoying your Sunday. Prude.

I love you too.

You wanna fuck?

To be brutally honest, I have not seen the show. So...dicks?

I wish I was always this good at guessing.