Breathing intensifies silently.

Jesus, I forgot a question mark and got four stars. Am I a wizard?

Have you been infiltrating the production meetings at Warner Brothers.

You plucked the low hanging fruit, but you’re not wrong, so you get that star.

Before anything, I’d like to say I love Tilda Swinton and I think she’ll do a great job.

That said, she’s never been a blockbuster star. Her bankability is not and has never has been a factor.

They could have cast Michelle Yeoh in the role. If anything Michelle Yeoh has more bankability than Tilda Swinton. But I guess…

Every time I see someone overworking while thinking about whether or something is art or not, I’m just reminded that everything is subjective.

People find meaning in different things. There is no arbiter of that is and is not art.

That said, I think it’s important to understand there is a deep underlying layer of…

I have a suspicion that people pretending to be the moral majority are often the patrons of the things they condemn.

Well, here’s something.

If I’m reading this right, the guy that played the human form of the werewolf is Jon Gries.

Why is that funny? Jon Gries played Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite. So Uncle Rico is a terrifying werewolf.

I disagree. I think it holds up well. Your opinion is not as valid as my opinion.

I think they might be stuck in the grays, but people were talking about the Nards before the reply count hit 20.

That Gif is just everything.

Hell, I meant to say top 3.

You could probably build that costume with stuff you find in a Wal-Mart, but the delivery is just soooo great.

Cold, cruel and fairly charismatic. I will get called a heretic because I think this in at least one of the top 10 Dracula’s ever.

There’s nothing technically difficult with that scene, stunt wise. I mean there’s nothing you couldn’t do in a modern tv show. The fight choreography isn’t anything to write home about.

But I love how well it sells how dangerous Dracula is. He’s just toying with them. He’s unstoppable.

Plus the long takes and the wide…

Man, I really loved Dracula in this move. He’s just so unrepentantly evil. He gives zero fucks about fucking up anything that gets is his way.

Kids in a treehouse giving you problems? Blow the little fuckers up with dynamite.

Contrary to what some may think, Wolfman has nards.

For the longest time I’ve wanted a chance to go over to Japan and just explore the country. Everything I see just entices me.

The only thing really holding me back now is the thought of coming back with a tumor. I’ve read various things, but I worry about how dangerous things may be after the Fukushima indecent.

It’s…

I dunno. What’s your favorite house on Game of Thrones?

I wasn’t offended. I thought it was funny. I just wanted to insert an incest joke.

I’m actually from the south. I don’t mutter about Yankess and guns, but I did kiss my cousin once.