You gon’ get Super raped.

Do you know how awesome it is to imagine Olan Soule’s voice with anything Frank Miller wrote involving Batman?

Pick any random line Miller wrote. It is fucking epic.

I always interpreted that line as a (rare) joke from Batman. He wasn’t serious. The smile let’s you know he watching the same milkshake.

I actually wish they did more of this with Batman, chum.

I love the idea, but the only downside is they run the risk of conflicting with the continuity of the main films. If something happens in this comic that conflicts with the movies, it will get retconned.

The only thing that means is comic book writers forgot how to science. Plus they forgot how the majority of Magneto’s powers work. He’s been able to manipulate non-magnetic material for years.

Oh man, that was such a bullshit fight. It basically ignored fundamental aspects of Magneto’s powers to give Iron Man a chance.

Plus is was written by someone who would flunk out of a community college science class. Just making the armor out of non-magnetic material doesn’t negate the effects of magnetism. BECAUSE…

It’s 2016. Gay people exist and have existed forever. There have been zero consequences. Can we just move on now? Can we all just grow up and stop acting outraged over the slightest mention of homosexuality?

This is just really tiring and pointless. Can we spend energy on something that actually matters?

The funny thing about the original movie is how much information it packs in that requires the viewer to just know.

I think it’s kind of a burden that every single superhero movie needs to include origin stories. We can’t just have superheroes in action; we have to have backstories explaining where they came from. It’s…

Martial Arts/Comic Nerd moment here.

Batman seems to be training with a wooden dummy here. It’s a training tool associated with Chinese martial arts, most notably Wing Chun. Think Ip Man, for kung fu movie people.

I gravitated away from kung fu over the years, but this kind of bugs me.

It looks like someone researched…

I chalk it up to the fact that actors never really know how good a movie is going to be when they sign up. This movie probably looked like a good deal on paper before the final product materialized.

Eventually Hollywood will figure out Deadpool is the newest thing to shamelessly rip off, so eventually this will become Tolkien meets Deapool. Which would be FUCKING awesome, because someone would have a live unicorn to masturbate to instead of a stuffed one.

I’m really impressed at the ability of these artists to transform cosplay into art that resembles the source material.

I tried taking some cosplay samples as reference and trying to take them back to the source material. Here’s my complete failure to paint Adam Driver’s head onto the body of a cosplayer. I can’t into…

Oh my god, Harrison Ford’s disdain for Star Wars is so strong he literally can’t act better than a wooden door when promoting it.

I kinda wonder why he’s doing any of it at this point. I am sure Disney just drives a dumptruck full of money to his house to get him to walk out the front door, but I am sure he doesn’t…

There are still ways around that, depending on how they set up the rules. If they mandate NO weight cutting at all and require the fighter to be at fighting weight 2 weeks before the fight, then maybe, but if you’re going to do that, then they might as well just weigh in closer to the actual fight.

But if they allow…

They don’t have any rules on how much a fighter can cut, and to actually regulate that, they would need to monitor the fighter’s weight nearly daily one to two weeks before the fight.

Honestly as an MMA fan, I feel they need to do something about weight cutting. Some have suggested doing the weigh ins the day of the…

Man, of all the lightsaber battles in all Star Wars media, the opening strikes between Luke and Vader is my favorite. It’s not the most technically amazing, and it doesn’t have all the flashy acrobatics of other fights, but I just love it so much.

Just the mix of atmosphere and storytelling and setup makes the whole…

This s just fake Hollywood bullshit. I won’t fap to this until someone films it practically.

How so?

Altogether, except for one fight, because of her fighting style she has taken far less blows to the head that your average fighter or football player.

The woman who knocked her out has over 30 boxing matches on her resume. I am sure Holly Holm has suffered much more head trauma than Ronda Rousey.

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