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I think they have gender swapped Deputy Winston Olsen, one of the single greatest law enforcement characters in film history. Seriously, anyone who has seen the film knows what I am talking about. Dude’s reaction to seeing a blood covered truck still just kills me.

Since it’s Friday night, I may have a 40 in tribute

It looks like they are basically remaking Cabin Fever with a slightly higher budget. A lot of the shots in the trailer seem to come form the original movie.

Cabin Fever was an average at best film that was punctuated by some absolutely hilarious scenes. I really don’t seen the point. I don’t see them doing any better,

Ctrl-F Deep Throat.

Awe, I am disappoint.

And before anyone bitches, I like Uncle Bill.

I wonder if we could we get a skin of an Old Han Solo with a lightsaber sticking in his chest?

America is 72% white. Academy voters are 94% white. Oscar nominations are historically, 93% white. In the last 25 years, Oscar nominees are 88% white. In the last five years, Oscar nominees are 92% white.

That paints a pretty clear picture. There is an undeniable racial bias in Hollywood.

This isn’t about merit.

It’s pretty much ballet with CG art.

I never really appreciated the strength and discipline required to be a dancer until meeting a few some time ago. It’s brutally difficult to pull off the moves they do and make it look graceful and easy.

This could just as easily have been for the female gaze.

The human body in motion is a beautiful work of art. Partial nudity or nudity is not inherently sexist.

Of course tech billionaires should run the police. Anyone with common sense knows the government never gets anything right. Just look at the disaster that was the moon landings.

If we would let it, the free market would quickly sort out any and all problems with modern law enforcement. As it is now, big government

Batman is acting very out of character. Is this a Zach Snyder film? Oh wait, it is.

Batman is being a complete ass and other characters need to put him in line. Did Geof Johns write this? Oh wait, he did.

It’s like the wild west and medieval Europe - it’s romanticized and stories are often exaggerations or outright fiction.

People find something they like in history and embellish it. It’s a good way to sell stories. Find a period of time that is popular and make something up and claims it’s authentic. This has been

Wouldn’t a real ninja school have its students dress as peasants and commoners to blend in and practice poisoning the local Daimyo’s tea?

Those certificates are probably as legit as Hatsumi’s credentials.

I kinda thought she looked like Reagan in Genesis’ Land of Confusion video.

I have no idea. I could only do non-canonical speculation. My point was to explain that it could happen, not how it happened.

As I understand it, when two thing explode next to each other, they can create a compressed disk like shock wave. I am not exactly using technical terms here, but imagine two forces compressing something between them. The resulting shock wave pancakes out.

There was a video of ordinance disposal that was going around

I had no idea cupcakes with LSD in them would be a bad things. Thanks for the warning. As for everything else you said.....

Did you read my mind about things I edited out of my initial reply?

I had this long winded comment about how actors have a type, and not all of them can disappear into a role. I deleted it for brevity. Daniel Day Lewis was mentioned.

But if you are going to mention the stats you lack to be Vin Diesel, you should at

I was ready to defend the downgrade until I saw the video.

For example, take hand to hand in GTA. It’s not really the focus of the game, so adding unnecessary detail to something that doesn’t change things seems pointless. San Andreas had multiple fighting styles, but they really didn’t have much of an affect on the

The perspective in this poster is just all kinds of screwed up. I like the poster, but I wish they had put more effort into not making it look so off.

It looks like all the actors were photographed with different cameras at different angles and crudely photoshopped together. Look at Will smith and the guy next to him.

Welcome to the world of almost every action film ever. Unless the actress is Monica Bellucci, Action movie actresses are there for eye candy, so they are infrequently are over 30.

Most of the time you won’t get an age disparity unless the Lead male Hero is under 30.