How did it get so dusty in here all of a sudden?

I have no idea what Animu Child Porn is, and I don’t want that in google search records for me.

Wow, did you just try to bait me into correcting your grammar and spelling? You have some highly trolltastic skills, son.

I actually don’t play the game so I didn’t know that. Yeah that is totally creepy in a pedo way.

Thank you internet spell checker guy. Do you really go around correcting people’s typos in the internet? That makes Grammar Nazis look cool by comparison.

The short answer, No.

It’s a bad movie with a bad script with bad dialogue that manages to get bad performances out of great actors.

The special effects are bad, and the director had the luxury of having one of the greatest special effects houses in history at focused only on his film.

It’s an insipid film with no merit…

Paul Rudd is 46. Why does he look 31 at most?

A long time a go I had an a betamax player and some pron that was distributed in the 80’s.

I had this softcore interracial video produced in the 70’s. The video was called All My White Hoes. I don’t think that was the original title, because the movie had random scenes from other movies cut in. I think someone just cut…

Same here. But I will say when you’re starving an MRE looks like a brick of gold. Except for the four fingers of death. If you had an MRE before 2005-ish you know what I’m talking about.

One night when I was young me and my father went camping on one of the beaches in Florida that wasn’t overloaded with housing developments and tourists. Yes, those beaches existed in the 80’s.

After my eyes adjusted, my father started pointing out satellites. You could actually time them. They would fly over every…

You can find most of the sex scenes in a sixty second google search, but disappointingly not much of the rest of the movie. I guess I’ll need to track this down if I want to see the rest. There is a gag real that transitions abruptly into an oral sex scene though. I want to see that on the next major Marvel DVD…

I was actually speaking on the broader issue, but you are absolutely right. This is more Gamergate anti-feminist bullshit muckraking.

I know they are trying to create this narrative that suddenly boobs will disappear from videogames because of militant feminists, but I don’t think that will happen anytime soon. I do…

You know, 99% of the time I come down on the side of feminists on most issues, but to me there is a line we are crossing here with DOA.

It’s kink. Pure and simple. Someone likes the cheesecake in DOA. And for the most part, I have absolutely no issue with that.

Your kinks do not hurt me and my kinks do not hurt you,…

It’s a fictional character. Making up an arbitrary rule about what you can and can’t do about it is is stupid and pointless.

He got lucky then. As far as I know a lot of studios will sit on properties that they have zero interest in producing. The reasoning is that the studios are super competitive and they don’t want to risk the competition getting a hold of something that could potentially get made into a competing product.

That’s why it’s…

I love me some Omega Supreme, but soon we will have both Fortress Maximus and Metroplex. We need to balance that out with Decepticons of equal size.

We need team balance.

Really? I never knew this.

I asked my parents for Chrono Trigger when I was a kid. My parents were not rich by any stretch, so usually I was the kid that got underwear for his birthday, so it came as a big surprise when I actually got the game on my birthday.

Spending that kind of money would have been hard for them,…

Can’t do it right now. Putting him a Starbuck’s cup would be a war on Jesus. Edited: I mean Christmas. Christ what a weird slipup.

This. We see the Stormtrooper block with it. We don’t see if that baton thing lasts more than one hit.

Because plot Reasons. They haven’t decided to write a plot with invincible storm troopers. Storm Troopers re the cannon fodder the good guys cut through to get to the Big Bad guy. It would be an entirely different movie If every stormtrooper was invincible.

I know you don’t want to hear it, but budget and logistics are…