Don’t we save reboots for things that are good? Oh wait, I forgot about the last Spiderman series.

But yeah, the bar is set so low on that shot that anything with the slightest quality stands out. Oh, the power of contrast.

José Luis García-López’s anatomy is so solid and consistent. I always heard the style guide usually wound up being used as a pre-built swipe file for artists who could get a hold of it.

I quit watching Gotham, but Sean Pertee’s Alfred was one of the highlights of the show.

If you think about it, it would make sense if Alfred was a less than stellar parental figure. If he knew what he was doing, Bruce really might not have grown up to be Batman. Alfred would have seen to it that Bruce got the help he…

How much rape is in this?

Serious question. A friend of mine who is a rape survivor was playing Ground Zeroes and decided to play the audiotapes. Yes she probably should have read the ESRB, but the content of the tapes caught her off guard.

I thought the content of the tapes went a little too far, but I’ll still play…

The ship was taking sustained fire from an entire fleet, plus it had been taking damage in combat for a while. It was probably softened up as bit before the a-wing hit.

For just a moment I thought the headlines read giant testicle, not giant tentacle.

So I pretty much abandoned COD a long time ago. Shitty inconsistent lag just pissed me off too much. I got tired emptying half a magazine into someone and getting zero hit markers only to have the other player turn around and kill me with one bullet.

The kill cams made it worse, usually showing something a few…

He is by far way, WAAAAAY better than most of the roles he has played. I really saw him as the logical successor to the 80’s action giants. There’s a lot of lost potential in him, but there is time to pull up.

I will say, the group of agents and managers that are responsible for his career should be dragged out into…

The fuck I did not say that. Here’s what I said, typos included:

“Books and comics don’t count, because they are currently a canon grey area.”

CURRENTLY. CURRENTLY. Present tense.

You did read the part where I mentioned the books and comics, right?

I’ve heard different things about the nature of the canon.

The greatest thing about Boba Fett is it has taken 32 years and there is still no official retcon of his humiliating death in ROTJ.

Books and comics don’t count, because they are currently a canon grey area.

Given his ability to sell merchandise, I predict Disney will have a film retcon before you know it.

That’s cool. I always assume Hollywood is going to try to screw creators out of money by default.

20) Waterbane

I played a campaign with a DM that was really into little details. Did you spend 48 hours in a dungeon and not bring food or say anything about your character eating? Well your character is hungry and now takes penalties on rolls.We spent more time fixing horseshoes, sharpening tools, looking for clean…

First off, holy shit. That’s pretty amazing to do something that accurate like that. I’ve put my hand to canvas a few times in my life and I need so many tools to get even close to what this guy accomplished. I need grids and reference and possibly a higher intelligence telepathically guiding me to get close to that.

I…

Ellis probably worked that script out during a long weekend at the pub. He didn’t seem attached to it on an Alan Moore level, so the adaptation din’t anger him, but I hope he gets paid for it.

I weird. I only have two concerns for this.

1. I hope they pay Warren Ellis some nice royalties, because I like artist getting paid for their work, and

2. Learn to pronounce the name of Mobile, Alabama, for god’s sake.

Why didn’t the bearded one want Revan in there?

I would probably pass out if they actually referenced Revan.