Jesus, why don’t you have more stars for that? Let me help to fix that.

Uriah Hall did a hadoken to celebrate after nearly decapitating one of his opponents with a kick. Then he felt really bad.

Warning for this clip: it’s not for the weak of heart. If seeing the aftermath of a brutal knockout is something you don’t want to see, don’t watch this.

I see my good friend Ogre is back. Where else would I get my daily dose of seething contempt, bile, overt hostility, and pointless insults? I was afraid you tuckered yourself out.

You mean all the people in your head? Most likely, no one is paying attention at this point, so you won’t get those pretty little stars you validate yourself with.

I see you’re now switching to the grammar Nazi routine. You do know you have made a few typos? Not that you care. This is all about your hate.

At this point I’m really just seeing how long you can run on pure spite before burning out. Right now your faux out rage that I *gasp* changed my mind and decided to stick around is impressive.

Are you on meds? I’ve met a lot of screwed up people in the internet, but none that feed of their own hostility as much as you. I wonder if your head will pop if I keep responding?

I bet you make mean faces when you type. Is lashing out at strangers on the internet doing it for you? If so, your welcome.

Your anger and hostility comes through in everything you write. It’s funny how much you comment about maturity, seeing as how you spent three days blowing up over nothing.

Wow. I really wasn’t going to respond, but that is just an amazing level of seething hostility over something this silly.

Anger management, dude. Look into it. It’s only a matter of time before you brain someone with a tire iron because the don’t signal when they merge in traffic.

You are a sad little man, and I pity you.

You get nothing more after this. Find your negative attention elsewhere. Try to resist the urge to hurt small animals to feel powerful. I am sure someone will give you a star on a message board so you can feel special.

You get a free potshot at me after this, so have a blast.…

Oh wait, you validate yourself through two upvotes from random people? You could be one of those people.

Pardon me while I laugh harder.

Anyway, I don’t have any time for your absolutely winning personality, but I do have some advise for you: Grow some thicker skin. All this is because you didn’t have the reading…

Well, I guess you would have to get the joke for it to be funny in the first place. Ogre is a good name for you.

Well, I avoid fighting at all costs. I just don’t go out and beat people up. But I also understand that the best way to train is against a fully resistant opponent. You don’t really know if you can do a techniques or even know if a technique is viable until you have pressure tested it.

Out of curiosity, what martial…

I was making a joke about misreading his post for a second. Didn’t catch it?

You ever hear what happened when the sadist and the masochist went to a hotel room? The masochist said Hurt me, and the sadist said no.

I thought you said there is absolutely NOT a cerebral element to fighting. I guess I’ve been kicked in the head too much.

Fair enough.

I have trained and competed in amateur MMA. I don’t really see it as fighting to injure someone necessarily to prove what a man I was. I started martial arts before MMA, and mostly I wanted an environment to test what I had learned.

But it’s different for different people. There are macho bad ass wannabees…

Ah, Krav Maga. We probably disagree on more than a few things, but a see a few other people jumping down your throat, so I’ll pass on drawing you into a discussion on the subject. Good luck with your training.

Never do a martial art that involves any form of self defense.

The subjective nature definitely needs to go. The difficult question is by what criteria are the refs required to stop a fight?

The best answer in my opinion is a series of unanswered, undefended blows. There are drawbacks of course. Many fights would probably end prematurely. Also such a situation is ripe for abuse.…