I am curious about your opinion. Do you do a martial art that involves any sparring?

There’s a completely effective way to avoid falling to your death in a skydiving accident. Don’t skydive.

Since when were you an authority on someone else’s motivations for watching MMA?

I had no idea responding to you makes me insecure. I’ll take note of that in the future.

Anyway, you’re boring now. The overtly bigoted angle can only hold my attention for so long. I know you feed off this, so next time try to pretend to be serious a little longer. You’ll get a little more of what you’re looking for.

Just calling as I see it. Now go back under your bridge.

Ah, a homophobic gay guy. Stranger things have happened.

Well, at least you aren’t leaving any room for anyone to doubt your homophobia. Thanks for making it apparent how much of a horrible bigot you are.

Hur hur. That is sooo gay. You really told em’. I bet your dudebro friends loved that one.

For future lessons, the garbage you hear playing against 13 year olds on Call of Duty isn’t really as clever as you think.

You..you really can’t tell the difference between sex and violence? I feel bad for whoever you have sex with, if you have ever had sex.

A person beating the shit out of another person who is face down and defenseless gets you hot?

I know you’re trying to make the old groundfighting=gay sex joke, but you should note you come off as a psychopath who can’t tell the difference between sex and violence. That and a homophobe.

God I wish you were right. I believed like you for a long time. Then I leaned good, ordinary people are the monsters in the right conditions. Atrocities are committed by people with the best of intentions.

That’s how I land every plane in GTA V. That probably means I shouldn’t be a pilot in real life.

In my own anecdotal experience, I call bullshit.

I worked at a shitty grocery store in my 20’s. I saw lobsters this color frequently, and I saw more than one albino lobster taken home for less than 10 dollars a pound. No one freaked out.

I suspect there’s on of two situations. Either no one is actually scrutinizing…

How so?

A concise and clean explanation. Thank’s for that.

So what?

Why is this banned, and why is it an issue? Someone explain this to me like I know nothing, because I know nothing.

Me or the other person?

I don’t wear tapout shirts. I know you’re the type of person to make generalizations about people, but one day you might learn to be a little more open minded.

Aw, did someone in a tapout shirt steal your lunch money? You poor thing.

This. One idiot would need to stick their arm out of that thing and it would be lawsuit time.