He’s the neat freak,” Solo says, side-eyeing Stevens, who played nine seasons in the NFL, as she takes a seat beside him

Meanwhile, Abby Wambach is completely ignored AGAIN because she isn’t, shall we say......marketable?

So which equally corrupt and morally bankrupt bribemaster is gonna replace him as the de facto figurehead of FIFA then?

look into the taint area of ur heart...and u will discover the most magical playground

that is the most amazing flex on the kardashians

Holy.

What show is this?

What show is this?

KJ once gave me a dirty look outside a Phoenix Book Star, so this is extremely my shit.

We’ve written about this before, but the post-game presser is a weird thing. The reporters mostly have written their stories already, and they just need to fill in the familiar quotes in order to file on time. So they want the same boring answers. The last thing they want is a truly newsworthy post-game presser,…

But now we will never know the answer to “Your bench players: David Lee and Andre Iguodala, Marreese Speights, Shaun Livingston and Leandro Barbosa. They have all contributed to this run. Tell us a little more about that.”

“It was excruciating. It was like a Ben Stiller movie.”

I’m not big into superstitions, but the curse is real

Feels like America just won the World Cup.

[squeezes telescope so hard it shatters in his hands]

I asked him today if he was a Beatles fan, and he replied that he heard they were good and intended to give them a listen in the future, adding that he really liked their song “Hotel California.”

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

At some point, schools need to get it through their skulls that hazing is not an acceptable part of sports any longer, and they should act accordingly to hasten its end.

i can’t believe jezebel published an article by (obviously) a rich white woman titled “Why People Who Don’t Do Drugs or Want to Fly With Them Should Start Doing Drugs And Flying With Them Right Away”

Uhhhh. I don't agree with the Duggars ideals or physiology regarding women, religion or history. I have no issues with the size of their family. More power to them. That said, they are just a big family that are zealots. That does not make them a cult like the Manson family. They do fall under the definition cult but…