Jimmy Cauty!!!

The problem isn’t just that it’s a feature of the system. The problem is that it’s a feature of the system, and - although they won’t come out and say it - a lot of people want it that way. Are committed to keeping it that way. Will show up and vote for violently insane political candidates to keep it that way. This…

Google “humor”

Can someone please confirm whether or not we did, in fact, land on the moon? That sign makes a very compelling case. Thanks in advance.

Heinlein’s views are more complex than we maybe give him credit for, but Troopers specifically is literally about how we can’t compromise with the Soviet Union. Like, Heinlein wrote it in large part as a reaction to the nuclear test ban movement.

What was actually good about the Heinlein novella?

“Nobody in space would say that stuff” is one of the most beautifully stupid things I’ve ever read, well done.

How does shit run through a tin horn? I don’t think it would run all that well

This one goes out to The Zinger!!!

He continues: “Apparently there’s a term for someone who gets turned on by intellectual stuff. You know, just talking. What’s the word?” His face creases the effort of trying to remember. “I want to say ‘sodomy’?”

Guy Fieri is by all accounts a shithead & has had a measurably negative effect on American food culture, so he can eat shit.

After she got her vegetable soup on a plate (and a much smaller serving size, because it wasn’t not a bowl) she ate her five spoonfuls of veggies in broth and explained to me that she was “afraid of deep things,” so she couldn’t partake in bowls.

This is a really good article, and I wish it had a better title.

gonna go ahead and say that guinness is not actually magical

Have you ever taken a train and eaten it piece by piece, after you just derailed it with your penis?

Well, they can just fuck off.

Hiring Karl in the first place was a huge mistake at a time when the Kings had no margins for mistakes. Let’s not pretend that things had a great chance of working out well to start with. I mean, really, firing Malone was a huge mistake to start with.

Fuck you, Greg Hardy. You’re already a terrible piece of shit and now you’re going to try to ruin “Hail Mary” for me?

I do want to say - you know, who the fuck are these people in the public who hear the words “domestic violence” and feel comfortable ignoring that, but freak the hell out as soon as they see pictures of what those words mean? What the hell is going on in their minds?

Darkness does not equate to quality. Grit does not equate to quality. If it executes poorly on unreality or lightness or humor, that’s one thing, but those qualities are not in themselves bad. Rawness and anger are not in actuality ends in themselves. They’re not even particularly good proxies for quality. Jeez…