BEING THE DEVIL IS NOT A CRIME, OK

I love Barry Bonds more than almost anything in life & I know this study was limited to American sports.

Wambach 4 Prez

Baseball cannot be isolated from things outside baseball, unfortunately. Both for good and for ill.

That dude definitely posts on the Internet.

Hillary did not have sex with Ben Ghazi, no.

The thing that gets me about it isn’t that they do this shit. I mean, nobody’s perfect, and I think this site is far better than most.

What a fucking shithead.

Maddux had great fucking stuff, he just didn’t have velocity.

We should probably have more respect for this person who is clearly the reincarnation of WC Fields tbh

No, wrong, fuck the Dodgers forever

I’m like legit way too curmudgeonly about baseball and baseball game behavior but for some reason this doesn’t bother me

This was a good and thoughtful article, and I think the general attitudes espoused here are good guidelines for almost any situation.

Restraining my natural inclination to make jokes about Canadians on grounds of anger

that sounds bad

Speaking as a demonic Marxist rodent IRL, I can’t really object to any of this

Hero

Shit like this is why I’m glad I decided to stop watching football.

DEFINITELY Kawhi Leonard

Maybe I would enjoy fall less if I enjoyed summer in the way you describe here. But I never have, and I don’t know if I am suited to enjoying it in that way. I’m sweaty and hot and constantly miserable and fat. I’m not on a perfectly grass-smelling lawn with a paper cup to sip from. It’s just not.