No, wrong, fuck the Dodgers forever

I’m like legit way too curmudgeonly about baseball and baseball game behavior but for some reason this doesn’t bother me

This was a good and thoughtful article, and I think the general attitudes espoused here are good guidelines for almost any situation.

Restraining my natural inclination to make jokes about Canadians on grounds of anger

that sounds bad

Speaking as a demonic Marxist rodent IRL, I can’t really object to any of this

Hero

Shit like this is why I’m glad I decided to stop watching football.

DEFINITELY Kawhi Leonard

Maybe I would enjoy fall less if I enjoyed summer in the way you describe here. But I never have, and I don’t know if I am suited to enjoying it in that way. I’m sweaty and hot and constantly miserable and fat. I’m not on a perfectly grass-smelling lawn with a paper cup to sip from. It’s just not.

That commentator is outstanding. His chill is on a whole different level. A++ cricket commentating.

No. Do not do this thing.

Rephrased: definitely own a pool and a hammock

Yeah. It’s a story about Sacramento.

I agree with most of this, except that Old Soul doesn’t suck imo

fair

not really though

Pretty sure Newsom’s going to go for it, and my strong sense is that he’s way bigger in the party than Johnson is, so I’m not too worried about that.

It’s a bad fucking plan

listen i just wanted to use the word ‘sodomic’, okay