Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

But! Does he sell monogrammed coffee thermoses?

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

One of the hottest doctors I've ever seen delivered my second son (via c-section). Nothing like having a crush on someone who's seen your insides! After my son was born, and the doc was sewing me up, I said to my midwife, "Make sure he puts my insides back the way he found them, OK?", and from behind the drape, he…

I see no one has posted this so I will:

how many vaginas have you touched?

If your BAC reads like an area code, you're gonna have a bad time.

I was a waitress at a restaurant. I was fairly new at the time of the incident described below.

Not the taco we need, but the taco we deserve.

What a conscientious eater of Hot Pockets!

But why does it have to be flattering? Is the sole purpose of fashion to make your body look thinner and if you don't look thinner did you fail? Every time I see her picture anywhere its a flood of unflattering or stand up straighter and it feels equivalent to asking women to smile more. Whether she is trolling or…

Ugh no, I don't blame you. My son was on a big "I want a baby sister" kick for a while. People had told me to buy him a baby doll to take care of but they were all so goddamn creepy looking. Nope. Luckily he's easily satiated so we got him a Glo-Worm and gave him a spare bottle and his brother's old onesies for it. He…

Yeah, you should have said, "You are offending me sir, so please leave the restaurant." /sarcasm

I guess I should stop asking parents if their kids are drunk.

Grounded? Eating ground does NOT count as being grounded

2. Removing socks. Hey, let me just try and hop around naked while I pull a sock printed with dinosaurs off my foot. Especially unsexy when your partner is trying to continue the foreplay by latching onto your nipple while you wrestle with your ankle.

Isha, while I appreciate the focus brought on this hashtag, I think you're extremely wrong to characterize "everyday misogyny" as somehow distinct from the misogyny which fueled Rodger's machinations and eventually his killing spree.