However, and very importantly, there is a little paragraph at the end, that at long last sees Nintendo recognizing that the state of the game is not OK.

Ah damn it, the Herb’s cheaping out and letting the AI write headlines now.

It’ll be interesting to see if they can squeeze in a performance patch between now and the holidays, but this is definitely yikes.

What gets me is it’s not just a group that’s anti-abortion, it’s one that specializes in really shitty emotional manipulation based on the tiniest sliver of truth, if any at all.

If you think that’s a spoiler, you should see what they did with a Doctor Who story this week. 

It’s adapted, but I don’t believe they brought Matsumoto in for any of the work on this episode, which is kind of a shame.

Nah, they’ll just publish stories with spoiler warnings in the text, but blast the spoiler in the headline and featured image like they did yesterday.

And on top of that, the only coverage in the AV Club is “here’s the fat spoiler in the headline and featured image.”

[The following contains spoilers for Doctor Who.]

“Look, we didn’t want to hire a large enough content moderation team to handle this, so we’re just going to let this one die down.”

“James Corden is a Hugely gifted comedian,” McNally writes

That header image is Santa leading a 12 days of Christmas siege.

So 270 pages, yet the last 170 pages are all about a shitty copyright suit. Alright then. 

Every blow to the head is accompanied by a boing-oing-oing-oing sound effect.

Oh boy, two more seasons of long, unnecessary Elizabeth Moss closeups so she can bring that Emmy home for the Scientology crowd!

Just remember these are reality seasons where more than one airs in a year ... but still, holy shit mates.

He tried watching it on his computer, but turned the webcam on by accident. Everyone around him is too afraid to point it out.

Here comes the Waltons reboot!

Big difference between talking about a show and unleashing a week’s worth of pre-planned content. 

Nah, what was written was “Well shit, Amazon paid good money for product placement on all of our sites, so here’s a week’s worth of articles dedicated to over ad overlords. Keep them commissions coming.”