The first one is passable until you get to the bottom and Photoshop Kid shows up on his leg.

My favorite part is how the site has 0 details about the phone itself. It’s just a series of vague details in confidently large print. “Great Camera.” “Large Storage.”

Yeah, I mean Space Jam was a hastily put together marketing film that woke up furries and inflation enthusiasts.

I certainly hope those weren’t load-bearing bowling balls.

Eh, Nickelodeon All-Star Melee was better. 

A Sony Pictures show shilling for a Sony product? The nerve!

It all boils down to “Politics sucks, am i rite? Why bother dealing with them?” Which is a hell of a take about donations made to people who are actively suppressing voter turnout, in addition to the anti LGBT bullshit.

Two 12s and a 10-2 in the top tier. That’s bravery.

Yeah I just wish they used a greater scale for it. It looks like they wanted a more dramatic effect.

Well they couldn’t talk about how Tatis is a middling fielder at best, because that would be sports and this isn’t the place to Stick To Sports.

It’s interesting to see that chart has a 2-degree level of variability. Not that it takes a whole lot to fuck up ecosystems. 

Unfortunately the hype cycle seems to have won the day here. A whole lot of chatter and rumors and sources and people generally talking out of their ass about a 4K Switch being announced at E3 has turned into what it was all along—a small upgrade announcement dropped in July.

Let the thinkpieces tying this cancellation and Watchmen commence!

The biggest and scariest part of this isn’t videos like this one that were posted later, it’s the livestreams. Many times the only archive for these videos is what appears on Facebook Live/YouTube/insert other site here. By getting a live video flagged for copyright violations, they can in essence shut down video…

Fascinating to see Hotel Transylvania 3 actually brought in over half a billion dollars.

You know, as bad as $75 sounds, it’s somehow cheaper than the ancient bundle that they’ve been hawking on iOS with the ... special editions of V and VI. Granted it came with The After Years, but man.

“Why wasn’t a product that doesn’t exist yet announced at E3?”

For starters, this isn’t the first time they’ve done this for this console generation, or even in the last month. They did this just a few weeks ago with Xboxes.

Give me the Sealab 2021 movie in 2021 dammit!