Clearly you have a bizarre interest in making everything about women’s bodies related to middle school students.

Apparently it’s also a free trial for everyone else for a week.

It’s very much in response to it because they’re calling it porn because that’s all they’ve apparently been taught in life.

That argument isn’t much better than the Yearbook Police

We get it. You had a very repressed childhood. It’s OK.

I could go for a new Super Sluggers

I thought Toadstool tour came out in 2004 since that’s when I played it, but it was actually 2003. Turns out Nintendo needed more time than a cicada cycle to put out another console Mario Golf title.

The only reason I know about this Addams Family news is because people are losing their shit on Twitter over Latinx.

It’s just the polite thing to do.

The moderation hassles alone would probably steer people away from attempting it. Not that that’s a good reason, I’ll get into that more later. But if you’ve been online in the past week or so, you’ve had a front row seat to see how quickly people will snap into counter-messaging mode for anything remotely…

I mean on the plus side there’s at least enough there outside of speed golf that I’ll probably pick it up, but it’ll be disappointing.

I already pay the Homer Tax. You don’t need to stage a shitty recall and blow a bunch of money for a bear tax.

I’m still waiting to see how they handle multiplayer in Speed Golf. Every demo so far has been from a single player’s perspective, but that can’t be the case in something that chaotic. Fingers crossed they’re thinking split screen, but I can see it being limited to two players on one device. 

My advice with Hitman is to use the story missions as a tour of the location on your first run, then scope out some achievements you can knock out on your second run. These open up more starting locations and more items you can use. Eventually you’ll see the madness unfold.

The repair guy went out of business during COVID and you should just buy a new one, perpetuating the cycle of consumerist waste?

Man they’re really shooting for that iOS 6 skeuomorphic look.

Hell, no.

Cops beat the shit out of black people.

All I want is the first few seasons streaming somewhere. Peacock disappointed on that front.