It's more like this:

Terrible Teen Titans? I hope you're talking about the revamped one because the old one rocked.

It's nice to see that even though he has a history of domestic violence, shooting into a crowd in order to enact a revenge killing of a suspect, and shot a second man despite there being witnesses that vindicate the victims, he was only forced to retire when he turned his violence on another cop. Beating up a…

Well sir, 'bout this time tha Duke boys knew they was in a heap o' trouble.

They've become accustomed to not reading them because they're usually not even included. Also because every game made now spends about 20 hours holding your hand for you.

And of course, explain to police that they were acting like zombies.

If they turned into people... well damn, but that's what shotguns are for.

They'll get the third guy as he sits through a ridiculously long install.

Microsoft is only lately even attempting to combat Steam with downloadable sale games. Still, it is sad when the same game is on sale on Steam for $5 and Microsoft is trying to get $20 out of it.

I would eat all the babies.

I don't know that I agree with the idea that games will always be playable. I tried very hard to get Diablo 1 to play on my PC. Not working. Diablo II... kinda works. Sort of. It took a lot of digging and a lot of experimenting to come up with a workaround, but it wasn't easy, and it shouldn't have been…

Now our Castle is in another princess.

You can't see them do the exact same thing they've already done huh. Okay.

Star Trek isn't good, no. It lacks polish, and there's so many games it borrows from that play much better. Skip it.

I want Stubbs the Zombie 2. I NEED it.

Is he going to identify 4-6 Ubisoft management people behind his firing and eliminate them one by one in various public scenarios?

Definitely a dude. When I saw this image before reading the article, I thought it was just another of those gender-switching, "what if?" fan art thingies.

No one can defeat my hand, you can say I had a lot of... practice.

What...in...the...fuck happened to Metal Gear? Man, I'm glad I stopped with MGS1. This shit has gone full retard.