I can. Early 20's is a fucking adult, not a drooling toddler. “I was young” is an excuse when you’re twelve, when you’re sixteen. If you’re mid-20s and still gambling on other people’s lives, voting for dead fucking gorillas, you’re not “very young”, you’re a self-centered prick.

By all means vote third party—in your CITY, in your STATE, in the CONGRESS. There are thousands upon thousands of positions, and it’s much more likely to get steady gains, build up viability and variability, and to erode the two-party stalemate.

Dear Mark Chase:

“Mistakes” made as a “young child” should not have lifelong consequences. But this wasn’t a “mistake”, and these are not “young child(ren)“. This was attempted murder, terrorism, and a hate crime, committed by young adults, and you should fucking treat it like it’s more serious than a stolen piece of…

Having a message written is not the same thing as delivering that message, and being believed. Hillary’s platform and message changed quite frequently to try to attract the most voters. She did not start with a strong message and stick to it, she changed it frequently and then adopted parts that she thought would make…

That’s the thing, you human-skinsuit-wearing lizard prick: Being a Christian means you’re proactively supposed to offer help, not just wait around until someone asks you. Also, you were asked by hundreds of people, so pretending “no one” asked you when it was really “the city” that didn’t ask you is bullshit.

Uh-huh. Except if Sanders had won the Democratic nomination, he’d be President right now. Hillary had no real platform, no real message other than, “You gonna vote for me or this asshole?”. Hillary lost because of Hillary, no one else.

Fear Effect Reinvented is coming to PS4, Xbox One, Switch and PC next year.

She made ‘em all tea. *sniff* She made them all tea.

All I can say is as long as the frequency continues to speed up, eventually “the least we can do” will be eliminating actual problems and not just symbols. That’s a pretty shit way to proceed, though.

I personally think the next step should be mandatory outside investigation of police violence, and increased severity…

They did this shit to my wife when she was in 2nd grade in Overland. She had a bad bladder infection, and the antibiotics came with bright orange pee and increased urgency. The teacher refused to let her go to the bathroom more than the usual “once before lunch”, even though she had been informed, and duck-taped her…

It’s so weird, isn’t it, that these “athletes”, who have friends and family and neighbors, might actually express concern and sympathy with other people. To demand equality and fairness for other people. Which lead to political opinions, because somehow whether people should be treated like shit has become “political”.

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So, how many people who are anti-LGBT that use the excuse that it’s “unhealthy for the children”. Is it more or less unhealthy than having one or both of your parents forcibly removed from the country by the government?

Or has “the children” always been only a lie you use to justify being a prick?

If you weren’t embarrassed by having Falwell associations before Trump, you don’t deserve to feel embarrassed by having Falwell associations after Trump. Because Falwell’s scum, and has been scum for a long time. He’s just more smooth about being scum than Trump.

“I feel like becoming a famous Conservative. What to do, what to do...

“Oh! I’ll bring pain and trauma to vulnerable children! I’ll be famous!”

Seriously. If you, as a person, really feel all these social changes are “evils” brought out by “liberals”, you’re blaming adults. So why target their children? Even if you…

Hey, you know who’d make a great Hellboy? Ron fucking Perlman.

Can’t believe these assholes are “rebooting” this.

Yeah, his “doppleganger”. With a longer face, shallower ears with a different shape, a narrower nose, more arched eyebrows, much heavier lidded eyes, longer chin, wider jaw, longer neck, and completely different lips.

100% agree. Harley became interesting and nuanced not in some eternal devotion to the Joker, but in her realization he was unhealthy and her growth afterwards. Even her most interesting stories in the animated series she started in featured her realizing how bad for her he was. Joker might have been her “origin…

But not before slapping around Deadpool and getting a new face.

My wife springs from the shower fully drenched and soaks the bathmat. My children, I think, leap over the bathmat and spin in circles while rolling around on the walls.

I skim off water before stepping out of the shower, then dry off. But whatever we do, we have to drape the mat over the tub or rail soon or the…

Instead of “leaving Boston University”, have you considered “leaving Earth”? You could take all your khaki-and-white-polo buddies with you. Go make your stale-ass “whites only” society on whatever barren rock you can find adrift in space, tell me how that works out.