Ask the experts on his balls: his Cabinet. They spent a good half-hour gargling them Monday, they’d be in a position to know—flat on their backs, suckling mouths open to the taint and Donnyballs.

No, that’s bullshit. Not everyone has every console, or can be expected to have played every game completely.

GODDAMN SPOILER ALERT. Jiminy Fucking Christmas! >=(

Okay: I despise Spicer and everything Trump, but even this is too damned cruel. I actually feel bad for the guy right now.

Thank you for the heads up—I wanted three games on this list.

Thank you for the heads up—I wanted three games on this list.

Didn’t Blizzard try this a few years ago, and it blew up in their faces?

The hug is so they can’t claw or stab you.

Although the end result of this was fantastic, and I’m so happy it turned out well and Bahriz is gonna be able to get a surgery he needs, it’s so disheartening that the reason he hadn’t gotten it already was some insurance dickery.

Maybe this wouldn’t hit so close to home, but both my nephews have CF, and all the idiot…

...hooking them in turns and typing lews things into “All” chat.

Agreed. The verbatim stories should read, “Asked for his opinion, Spencer replied with something stupid I will not repeat. Back to you, Dale.”

Ours is a generation raised on stories of fighting (and killing) Nazis, in comics, movies, novels—everywhere. Maybe it’s not in their best interest to give us a chance to do so in real life.

I’m not a fan of Cotton at all, but at least he has both the balls to do town halls and the ability to be gracious to people he disagrees with. My Senator (Blunt) won’t even take town halls at all, because he’s a chicken-shit little prick, and from the few times I’ve heard him talk (at events) he’s as condescending…

Pretty sure the airborne guy was also practicing his freedom of speech and protest. It doesn’t mean you get to protest without any repercussions, only that you had a right to protest in the first place.

Carlson: “You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think”
Steward: “You need to go to one.”

Remember, when all things feel bleak,
and the world seems down in the dumps:
The anagram “Lord Dampnut” is,
Derived from the name “Donald Trump”.

“In his defense, “high quality” is truly the nicest thing he can think to say about an escort.”

Dude, this is fucking savage. 

I love, love, love his constant, sustained visage of a mild disgust throughout the whole interview, as of someone forced to waft industrial-grade manure for hours on end (quite fittingly). His look was absolute “Fuck this noise”.

The first, second, and fifth words in your title are superfluous.

*flames*

Srocker C10 mouse. The main two buttons are silent. And I don’t mean “silent” like “sorta quieter than a few other mouses but still audible”, I mean FREAKING SILENT.

Sure, if the room is dead-quiet and you are within five feet, you can hear a very very quiet little “tup” sound, but if you’re further than that, or there…

Srocker C10 mouse. The main two buttons are silent. And I don’t mean “silent” like “sorta quieter than a few other…

To your second sentence, dehumanizing language and personal attacks directed at a perfect stranger is what I would consider “discourtesy”.

To your first sentence, it is a collection of words that add up to a statement of such blinding insanity as to render it incompatible with rational thought or logic, and so it has…