Sure it isn’t a Subaru Crosstrek? Same offroad capability and 0-60 time.

I wouldn’t ;)

2002 Panoz Esperante asking $32k

I’m not sure you are all selecting the correct type of vehicle. LA is awful. He needs to be sealed off from all the awfulness in a small (large) cocoon of clean air, crisp tunes and silent serenity. I suggest this doozy:

Doesn’t count here. Sorry, you gotta draw the line somewhere. And in this case, it’s the solid white one.

Wouldn’t bother me, I’m more of a masochist you’d think. The trick is to always leave something not fixed for good luck (if you fix everything then you’re just asking for trouble).

♫ They came in like a wrecking ball...♫

When its time to give the car a good spanking.

If only we could get him to only watch kids movies, and stop issuing executive orders.

I think we may have found the angry neighbor’s kinja username.

Yeah. The nerve of that guy. Parking stuff in his driveway. Seriously, fuck him. Next thing you know, it won’t be a nice clean white trailer. It’ll be a dirty 15 year old Dodge Caravan with mismatched fender colors. And he will whisper softly to the world: “You let this happen”

those headlights make it have a “just walked in on the parents having sex” kind of look...

“Why Is This Brand New Ford F-450 Shooting Flames Out Of Its Tailpipe?”

Kids and chainsaws, there should be a course and certificate required before you can get one or more

I think that makes sense. But I don’t think your idea is going to get any traction any time soon.

The alternative was to explain in detail to you why Porsche’s piggy-assed wide-body Cayman is a disgrace to the brand and a massive cash grab aimed at people who can’t drive worth a damn, carefully annotated with lap times and detailed impressions gleaned from driving the GT4 back to back with everything from a Viper…

Knowns:

Won’t somebody please think of the fucking children.

All boys are men and all women are girls, so sayeth the Cruz.

I can’t see the video at work, but I can see the .GIF. Everyone is arguing about the pickup and the car and who instigated it, etc...

I would, instead, like to draw your attention to the seeming moron in the beige-colored sedan. I see this all the time in these dash cam videos. An accident is very CLEARLY about to…