Tougher question, which I've had to face:

@Arken: That is freakin hot. Beautiful. Like Osborne hot.

@wizzard419: I worked for a professor who had the color version. It was really pretty cool, especially at a time when almost no one had VGA inputs on their projectors.

IBM made all kinds of weird Thinkpads. I remember co-workers using these back in the day, with built-in printers.

Nice! Can we have a version for non-spandexians?

@Die Fledermaus: WIN

@g_jacksonlog: Nope. Tried it on a few iPads and nothing.

@Ignition: Me too. I stopped even trying to take notes on my phone and use a small notebook instead. Plus, you can doodle naked ladies in it, which you can't do in Notepad.

I don't think Verizon's antenna tweak will fix the deathgrip, but then again it probably won't do anything to further masturbate the problem.

@brettlewis7: Mysterious, isn't it?

Hm.

@Nyctus: I hear ya. I prefer physical buttons too. I mean, the analog nub on the PSP is already pretty flat...couldn't a slider cover up something similar without adding too much bulk?

@alexLmx6: I smell a 3rd party accessory opportunity!

@mack14: I guess I'm just eager to see some nipple action.

So, still no demo of those mysterious two dots. The "nipples," I'll call them.

@GHNeko: touch-based?!?! NOOoooOoOOoOOooo

"They feel just like real buttons; they sound just like real buttons."

WHAT ABOUT THOSE TWO DOTS?!?! WHAT DO THEY DO?!?!?!

@Dregas: You hit the nail on the head. All I need is Journey playing in the background and cigarette burns in my TV bezel and I'm all set.

Why do I want this so bad?