@dtownkid21: YOU ARE A GENIUS! This would be perfect for iPad!

Reminds me: Nanjing, 1992, travelling with friends. Smokestacks everywhere. I couldn't read much Chinese, but I did recognize the characters for ear, nose, and throat doctor signs all over the place. After a day of sightseeing I'd stand in the shower and blow my nose to see black mucus in my hands. I really hope…

@2 replies: Shit, it must be opposite day or something. My apologies

I like Cracked. I really, really do. But this video? The funny, it comes dribbling out in a thin, slow trickle. When the day hits 3:10pm I'm looking for a gusher of funny. A solar plume of funny.

@HektikLyfe: mmmyes, good point. My friend's acting more to avoid chemicals than reduce his carbon footprint.

I first saw this type of thing playing Arcade Reality on my Treo 650. (This has about 1000000x the production value, of course.) First thing I did was whack my wrist against a corner. Yes! Pain! That's how you play video games, hooah!

@theimmc: @theimmc har :)

@whoisit6044: Definitely. Makes me wonder why home soda pop schemes never took off.

Anybody remember the "brusn handle" feature in Amiga DeluxePaint? (Gettin' ancient on ya, sorry)

Jawbone finally made a heated headset? Yes!

My friend swears by 1 part vinegar, 1 part water. "If I can't eat it, I can't clean with it."

Sigma users: You culture your own yogurt, craft village signage in hand-carved blackletter, and generally take weeks to respond to emails. Actually, you lost the password to your email account long ago and haven't been able to check mail for quite some time (not that you've noticed). It's written down on a piece of…

Thank-u, Thank-o!

@mexi1010: These songs just never get old for me :)

Go to 1:05.

Gah! So soon? SO SOON?

Kinda makes me want to play Half Life again.

I saw something like this in Japan (of course). Roll went all the way to the middle, leaving a tiny 1cm hole to fit a pin through.

Wow, so all I have to do is steal ideas, pretend to be smart, and I get a guest editorial on Kotaku?

@JeffPom: Yikes. Maybe it was for the best—any job that frowns upon game playing at work is no job for me!