The new A.V. Club website is like the Mass Effect: Andromeda of websites.

The new A.V. Club website is like the Mass Effect: Andromeda of websites.

Blech. I already don't like their new page.

Blech. I already don't like their new page.

Have you at least seen 1 episode of Ren & Stimpy? That would cover it.

Have you at least seen 1 episode of Ren & Stimpy? That would cover it.

This is where we come to work out some jokes.

This is where we come to work out some jokes.

I didn't play varsity soccer in high school, but for some reason I tell people I did.

I didn't play varsity soccer in high school, but for some reason I tell people I did.

I had dirty thoughts about her before it was cool.

I had dirty thoughts about her before it was cool.

I had dirty thoughts about her before it was cool.

Boston is probably my favorite classic rock band. Mainly when I'm driving in my car.

Boston is probably my favorite classic rock band. Mainly when I'm driving in my car.

Depending on which one, you could garner praise or derision.

Depending on which one, you could garner praise or derision.

Jumanji is in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

Jumanji is in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

If we can't dream, what do we really have?