Can’t wait to get sandwiches in which the meat which got splashed with the blood of workers who can’t work the slicers properly has been only casually rinsed off so they don’t have to explain to the manager why they threw it out.

What if I don’t care that my penis is small, and I just like to go fast?

I have, it’s part of his stand-up that I grew up with. My take on it was it was supposed to come off as a man who is just as intimidated by his wife as his children are, an over-the-top caricature rather than to be taken at face value.

In fairness to the rapist (?!), he didn’t invent that take on parenting. Culturally, the Mom was the authoritarian in the parenting unit, and the Dad had the option of being either bumbling good guy or the absentee breadwinner. He clearly thought the bumbling good guy was better fodder for standup. Knowing now what we…

I never bought into Tim Allen, but I sure did get on the Cosby bandwagon. I had all his stand-up on cassette, I was a huge fan of the show. One of the few times I bought in to the hype only to discover how wrong I was after the fact. I’m usually more suspicious and critical.

I mean, I’d take that if it didn’t come with all of the baggage it inevitably comes with. Homophobia, misogyny, substance abuse, mental illness, etc. etc. find fertile hiding ground in that sort of behavior. It’s healthier just to be open and genuine with your friends, without any protective affectations.

You have correctly assessed the situation, they are once again trying to take something good and weaponize it into something oppressive.

A buddy of mine who worked in military Intelligence told me he maintained one vice, a chosen one that was a manageable and permissible peccadillo, on the theory that if a routine clearance investigation didn’t turn up anything they would just dig deeper. It must have worked for him, he ran in some pretty rarified…

It’s tough, picking your role models. I grew up in the ‘70s and ‘80s, my prime was during the ‘90s, and I think I didn’t realize until the 2000s how fucked up my idols were. Better to have good principles to stand for than to have heroes to emulate.

100% believable. I never got why people thought of him as “America’s Dad” just because he played a father on a popular show. Dude’s always been a skeeze. 

How hard is it to search a 6-year-old?

It was a weird comment. Usually a closing like that, something both outrageous and impossible, is used by pseudo-intelligent ideologues to try to proove the outrageousness of any criticism. I focused on the portion of the comment that made sense.

(especially when it’s easy to just kind of accidentally flash it, which is what it looks like happened to Santos in that picture)

I kind of want to see it, because it would only serve to underscore your first point.

Obscure to you, maybe, but PistenBully is one of the major makers of snowcats, and parts are always available in areas where the climate necessitates their use. Such as where he lives. He probably has neighbors who do their own snowcat maintenance and several competing mechanics in town

Let’s imagine JJ does get it, there’s no way he’s going to wrangle the party effectively and very little likelihood they’ll fall in line behind him even for the sake of party unity. This is a shit sandwich for the GOP to have to chew and swallow as we all watch in delight.

Cry me a river, I was going to live shows of The Cramps in high school, where we were “ironically” dancing the watusi to this song.

It most certainly is NOT “grim-dark Tolkien”. Tolkien used elves and orcs and high fantasy as the vehicle through which he told the story he wanted to tell, about the paradoxical fragility and resilience of good and how easy it is to fall to evil. Warhammer takes the same set dressing and skips straight to the evil.…

The fact that he has an undercut really put the cherry on top of this comic. I asked my wife just a few days ago if she had a preferred haircut of mine I should go back to, and she said “A high and tight, like when we met, but longer on top”. “You mean an undercut, like Richard Spencer?” “Who’s Richard Spencer?” So I…

It was in my wallet, somewhere in this area: