Well said. “Perfect is the enemy of Good” always came to mind over the past several years when I read an article excoriating a centrist for not being a perfect ally when there were plenty of self-declared enemies still on the battlefield to be dealt with. The fight for equal human rights in a variety of flavors…

The left literally cannot help but eat itself. Get your shit together, people.

Cancel Culture got him. And by Cancel Culture, I mean the western Allies who invaded Germany.

It’s not bizarre, we all know exact what it is they are feeling right now. All of them have women in their history they were shitty to, either personally or professionally, and any perceived repudiation of “cancel culture” fills them with glee at the prospect that they will get a pass for being assholes. This is why…

The Bell Beefer was right there in front of them the whole time, and they brought this monstrosity back. It’s so simple, take all the ingredients of the soft taco, and put it on a fluffy bun. Taco Bell Sloppy Joe, instant win. They probably just don’t want to deal with the storage space the buns take up versus…

Same. I’ve always found that liquor lasts the same amount of time after I open the bottle, about one evening.

Phew, I remember the time my friends and I bet that we could hold out from self-gratification...good times.

Not as horrifying as 2024 will be if we don’t get our shit together.

You just made The List.

All jokes aside (and there are some really good great ones happening in the comments), that website is giving me serious Heaven’s Gate vibes. Jesus H. Christ on a cult cracker.

Why has nobody asked Anderson the important question: Anderson, does the carpet match the curtains?

I’m a huge fan of City Guesser (https://virtualvacation.us/guess). Guess a geographical location based on a random street view. There’s World, U.S., Europe, and just Monuments. When I hit a place I’ve actually travelled to, it’s like a shot of adrenaline mixed with nostalgia.

Square Enix, please note that I am still waiting for a remaster of Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King, which would be a smash hit on the Switch or Steam. Just sayin’. City building/management games are hot right now. Get on it.

The problem with the housing market is the increasing percentage of homes purchased by speculative investment firms. The market, as paid for by people who live in the home, is self-limiting. People will only pay a certain premium above what renting a similar property would cost them. But an investment firm, they’re…

He’s accused of “Inappropriate Behavior” which in this case if I’m reading between the lines in all the articles I can find means being handsy in the Biden way (as opposed to the Trump straight for the genitals way). Touching hair, arm on the shoulders without reading body language or asking consent, that sort of thing…

But Depp’s substance abuse and mental health isn’t being weaponized against him? They are both crazy, shitty, creative people and terrible partners. They are both demonstrably emotionally abusive. They are both likely to be demonstrated physically abusive with each other, which is the point of the trial, not how crazy…

Holy shit. Not a Depp fan, and I don’t care about how much Heard has or has not rendered over for a promised charitable donation, but this is bad for the ACLU more so than it is for Heard. They ghost-wrote a personal victim essay, and controlled the timing of its release to both take advantage of Heard’s fame and…

This is champion-level MadLibs, right here. You’ll never run out of headlines.

Daggerfall came out when I was 26, and I still remember the case it came in, the map it came with, and playing it. In my head I thought it came out when I was a little kid, and then I realized that it’s because it was so much fun to play that I felt like I was a kid again when it was running.

Girth matters, too.