Glaucoma. He lost that eye when he was just a baby.

This article, and the list, are a magnificent treasure which should be preserved and rolled out every time Kristen Stewart does a presser for a new movie.

Gregory Mcdonald (Author of the Fletch novels): “By the time a person is 18 years old today, he has seen 21,000 hours of film at 24 frames per second, and he has just incredible images already built into his consciousness or unconsciousness. Back when Sir Walter Scott was working, he was writing for people who hadn’t…

I’m not biologically qualified to ever make decisions like these. I have, in my lifetime, received many early-stage or even trial vaccines and medications. I got the COVID vaccine without thinking twice about it. But basic human empathy compels me to understand that if I were responsible for another human life living i…

I think I’m beginning to understand why my racist Danish grandfather hated Swedes so much.

I’m pretty sure V10omous didn’t mean anything to do with taxes individuals or workers are going to deal with, but corporate taxation. Corporate tax and incentives are what are driving this move. It’s too bad the seven-paragraph article didn’t really scratch the surface on that.

I noticed that first, too. It’s like throwing a charge of petty theft or jaywalking after rape and extortion, it should be minor compared to the atrocities he’s committed against so many young women, but it still bothers me. It shows he just doesn’t give a fuck about other people, his comfort will always come first.

Yes, and Sue and Mel really exemplified that by always immediately rushing to the side of a contestant in the middle of an emotional crisis to lend moral support. Matt and Noel sort of do that, but they’re visibly awkward about it and have no idea how to be genuinely supportive without sarcasm. Sue and Mel being nice…

It’s just within the lore of the show, as his handshakes (e.g. his approval) are so hard to win. Fuck that guy, he’s a tool.

That opening musical act, ugh. I hate that Paul thinks he’s the star of the show just because he he’s still there after he drove off all the talented people I actually wanted to see. I watch that show for the competitors now. It’s just not the same without Mary Berry, Sue, and Mel. Noel and Matt are meh, and the only…

When Tesla semis hit the road in full production, sure. Which is to say, it will be a cold day in hell.

It was her van, or a van that they shared. If he decided that August 30th was the day they he had had enough and would leave, in whatever mental state she was in, he should not have driven home in that van. He should have sourced his own way to travel out of there, leaving her the keys and the vehicle. Let’s be…

Well, shit. Now I have to get my kid a PS5.

God dammit, John Mulaney. 

I’m pretty apathetic. I mean, my parents were shitty, so I have a low bar of parenting I have to do to surpass that. Food? Check. Shelter? Check. Laundry? Check. Stay the fuck out of my son’s business? Check.

A lot of it isn’t even natural patina, you can clearly see the work of a disc sander in several spots to strip the paint in order to develop this “patina”. It’s like people who buy furniture that’s in fine shape and then artificially distress it. Ugh.

The most important physics and engineering lesson I ever learned was in the banana seat of my huffy with ape-hanger handlebars as I sped onto a “ramp” made of a 2x4 balanced precariously on an upright car tire. I kind of miss that bike, despite all the times I almost died riding it.

Technically the Jacobson’s organ could be referred to as a frontal lobe.

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/lets-vs-lets/

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/lets-vs-lets/

I’ll never know if this is valid criticism or not (I’ll assume it is) because the entire premise of the movie is so staggeringly stupid that I will never see it, and I am its target audience. Time travelers from the future come to the present to tell us that an alien invasion will happen and they need soldiers to go…